View Full Version : The most fucked up place you fucked a bitch
The Power Glove
10-26-2006, 04:57 AM
I fucked this chick 20 minutes underground in a culvert that started about 8 feet round but then got smaller and smaller. Man did we ever fuck.
i dont expect talleyrand or jay to reply to this
Tone Space
10-26-2006, 04:59 AM
on the fergason.
Revenant
10-26-2006, 04:59 AM
On the altar of a church.
I win.
The Power Glove
10-26-2006, 05:00 AM
On the hood of a oldsmobile cutlass supreme...the car that drove me home as a baby
PU$$YCONTIN
10-26-2006, 05:01 AM
on a grave of a friend that died in a car accident
Tone Space
10-26-2006, 05:03 AM
i think Talleyrand got the best one.
the pissy/shitty staircase of the infamously gutter "Wagner Projects"
Travesty
10-26-2006, 05:03 AM
I wish to sweet jesus I could contribute to this thread
does dream sex count?
Revenant
10-26-2006, 05:05 AM
1995
Lake of the Ozarks, on the deck of a boat while hundreds cheered us on, took pics and threw water balloons at us.
http://www.lakeozark.com/partycove/index.html
furst
10-26-2006, 05:05 AM
Does Russia qualify as fucked up?
abracadabra
10-26-2006, 05:06 AM
ive fucked many a girly on gravestones as my backyard is a huge graveyard. i fucked a girl in a church also then walked to my car with her which was having trouble starting. she started bitching about my shitty car and got out for a ciggerette. it fired up and i drove off without the cunt. she ending up having a three hour walk home to the other side of town.
The Power Glove
10-26-2006, 05:06 AM
Damn carpe man just wait till im your age
Revenant
10-26-2006, 05:08 AM
Damn carpe man just wait till im your age
Trust me, I could keep this thread going for 20 pages single handedly.
The Power Glove
10-26-2006, 05:16 AM
Apple orchard right by a gravel pit...yeah i know that sounds sweet not fucked right well wait till i tell you where i stuck the apple
The Power Glove
10-26-2006, 05:16 AM
Come on Jim i know you got some fucked up places come and add on
Jim Blastingame
10-26-2006, 05:18 AM
a myspace pure niigger hate forum
Jim Blastingame
10-26-2006, 05:28 AM
i fucked a girl onn tthe swings at 3 in the arvo in a public park
Jim Blastingame
10-26-2006, 05:29 AM
i fucked a girl in tthe smoking carriage on an amtrak train aswell, and in a phonebooth.
The Power Glove
10-26-2006, 05:53 AM
AWESOME J get your ass in here and tell us a story
AWESOME J
10-26-2006, 06:53 AM
allright here goes
in order to understand the story of the most fucked up place i ever fucked you must first understand the story of gretchen gullet
heartbroken i moved to boone county in columbia missouri
and was trying to get back in the dating pool
my friend tom neede a ride to his home toen of chilacathi
so i went with him because he wantedme to go on a date with his sisters best girlfriend from school
i was told she was cool smokin hot and would fuckme already after seeing a pic of me
i drove what seemed like thirty minutes to this massive trailer park in the middle of nowhere
and followed directions to this girls lot.
nice sized trailer i think to myself
but a little big considering theres just her and her dad
livin tthere
fuck it i said and walked toward the traailer noticing instead of steps leading up to the trailer door theres a concrete lant of a slab that looked like fun to skateboard on
i knock and her dad comes to the door as huge and scary looking as you can imagine
kindalooked like the Undertaker in construction clothing
like a ufc fighter or some shit and he comes out and lights up a filterless kool and says"need ta speak witcha real quick while gretchen is getting ready"
he makes e sit in a lawn chair while he smokes a cig drinks a beer and carves some wood
"since gretchens moma died its just me and her" he says
"if anything was ta happen id lose my shit bruther"
"and you seem like a good dude so bring her home at 12 and not a minute later or else"
I was nervous as shit
dude flipped the script and id never ne her yet
so im thinking about just up and leaving this whole shit alone
but "pussy"
i go inside to meet Gretchen and her pop points me ot a seat at the kitchen table
i hear this noise squeaking down the trailer hall and out rolls gretchen
the absolute most beautiful face ive ever seen in my life
great hair smile and body
but
riding in a big ole yep.......wheelchair
i froze up and choked up not knowing where to look or what to do
"hey im gretchen, you look better in person"
and just like that she was ready to go
we say goodbye to ol ravishing ric rude
and i helped her into the truck
so were just riding and listening to rap small talking
me tryin to act like im all non chalant
and gretchen was so good lookin and smellin i was enthralled and keep forgetting about the handicap thing
she pulls out a bottle of makers mark
and swigs it straght no chase and says drink up baby!
like its the thing to do so i take me a big ass swaller
and fire up a cigarette
"I cant drink and drive out here where i dont know the roads"i said
"i know a place baby" she coos unnerving me and im now semi erect
a decent time later were pulling off this long dirt road onto the side of this huge weed field by this massive gigantic tree with a large porch swing made of oak wih names and tags all over it
"this is cool"i say
"yeah i come here to chill alot" gretchen says
"do me a favor baby and lift me up onto the swing baby"
again with the baby shes winning..fuck shes won me now
so we drink and talk gettin to know you session
and were gettin closer and closer
and i swear she grabbed my leg and says"your so pretty"
and statrs kissing me like a soap opera star and lookin damn near like one too
she was so hot and i cant stress that enough
but shewas a great kisser and really just a dope chick except for the wheel chair
which by the way at this point seemed like an advantage
to me
im thinkin "shell be loyal because im a good guy who likes handicaps right"
Gretchen pulls off my lips and says boldly as all get out
"good thing about bein in a chair is when im off the chair i can run so i cant deny you a good fuck"
oh shit
rock hard dick busting out the jeans now
the bitch talked dirty in her sexy whiskey voice and said "come on i want to be with you"
"i want you inside now"
fuck perversion or taking advantage fucka wheel chair
hell fuck legs im bout to serve this woman with some man meat she will never forget
i stripped her to her perfect nude body and she started suckin me to perfection until burst in her mouth like the US challenger
still rock hard i ent inside and gave her the mnster fucking of her life and she put on a facial exspression show out of the ficks my nggaz
wefucked twice more and i was in love like a motherfucker licking her pussy like it was my career
i wanted this bitchfor a wife wheelchair and all because at this point it seemed kinda fly to me
i had finally met my match
love love love i was in it
then i remebered her hulk of a single father ad imagined hed had a good case or more of budweiser and was crackin his nuckles waiting to kill ol Awesome J
it was after three in the morn so we packed up and talked about our new possible relationship arrangements on the ride bac to the trailer park
im nervous but not giving a fuck cuz id just found the love of my life
so im ready to take a knockout blow fro her pops in the name of love
as we pull up i know i gotta help her to the door so i do
i cant burnout and kick rocks this time
so she kisses me by the door and goes inside
no sooner than the door shuts then here comes her dad barefoot in some hoosier cutoff shorts with a flash light from behind the trailer
"hey dude"
wait right there
he says
i start to tremble and brace myself for a fury of smacks
he looks me deep i the eyes and says
"i wanna thank you brother for taking your time with my girl and bringin her home safe"
"the last ten or so times the guys pick er up and leave her stuckout there at the swing all night, and honestly im tired of buying new wheelchairs"
Catfish Hunter
10-26-2006, 08:36 AM
Nothing too special, maybe the worst was on a 6-year old kids bed that this girl was babysitting for. Unfortunately the kid wasn't in the bed at the same time. When I was younger I really wanted to get busy in a Burger King bathroom. What can I say, it was a very popular song in the early 90's.
Edit- Although I did go to high school with a guy who screwed a girl on the pool table at a GG Allin show.
uk goon
10-26-2006, 08:47 AM
at the top of a mcdonalds on a busy afternoon
in the middle of a zoo with loads of kids around
on a bench outside a church in the middle of the day
in this chicks living room while her mum was asleep in front of me
at the back of the club
in the middle of a football pitch at half time
The Power Glove
10-26-2006, 08:59 AM
FUCK
AWESOME J
10-26-2006, 09:13 AM
FUCK
yeah thats what i do
but usually untill their brains fall out
i just got served in the driveway in the rain in the cold
i got a lil couch under my carport
im already feelin sick since early this morning
please god no flu!
on the a street kerb in front of a house party, everyone talked about when highschool was back on.
the chick droped out of school.
Jim Blastingame
10-26-2006, 04:21 PM
me and dane raped a girl on the toy stry ride at disney land and we also had four fingers each inside this milf on the monorail at epcot.
chewy
10-26-2006, 04:22 PM
Good work there Jim.
Jim Blastingame
10-26-2006, 04:37 PM
what happened ?
Virgin
10-26-2006, 05:11 PM
Um no where really fucked up.
A little league baseball field
A caged in hallway above all these people playing indoor tennis
That's about it.
Max_Power
10-26-2006, 05:54 PM
in front of her boyfriend
unknown
10-27-2006, 12:23 AM
IN HER ARSE!
TELone
10-27-2006, 12:38 AM
both me and the woman were in her mother's vagina as we were making love.
Synplicity
10-27-2006, 12:46 AM
In her ass. Placewise, abit boring but in an orchard.
dj 2way
10-27-2006, 12:52 AM
My parents bed. Boring but common fucked up place
i'm a virgin but I really want to have sex on my couch or something wild like that
Digital Christ
10-27-2006, 01:03 AM
Couple awkward spots,,,
One time I was fucking this chick in the middle of a outside basketball court @ night. I mean we were standing up I had her bent over and was just dusting them guts off from the back and some wino staggers on to the court,,,ruined the moment.
Same chick we were fucking at seedy waterfront park one latenight I was crushing her in the backseat missionary style I look up at the window and a fucking homeless dude's leering into the window in mid stroke I reach up punch the window and he jets I kept on crushing haha ! I used to fuck that chick everywhere good,good,good pussy.
I fucked a chick one time with her 2 or 3 year old son sleeping in the same bed I'm in the middle of serious pounding and I look up and the kid's sitting up indian style all bug eyed watching haha !
When I was in prison my chick came to see me and I was in a bullshit GREENS prison which means a min. security joint they let U visit with your people outside and I had her sit on my dick at the visitation picnic tables haha !
I got head waiting in a Bojangle's Drive-thru.
TELone
10-27-2006, 01:07 AM
your last tale me me chuckle . thanks
infinite_23
10-27-2006, 01:37 AM
no joke........when i was 15 or so......under the stairs of a social services office. I was a group home kid for a minute.
anal in an alley beside a peeler bar, and the bitch hit the deck. i was fuckin her doggy really hard and fast and it slipped out, went in her pooper and it shocked her so much she fainted head first.
infinite_23
10-27-2006, 01:43 AM
and i fucked a bitch on a slide at an elementary school, and when she was butt naked my friend ran up and stole her purse and peaced.
i fucked a bitch in a ditch on new years eve a while ago, and a couple of my buddies rolled up with a carload of people and threw the highbeams on.
where else??
i dun fucked a bitch everywhere.
Talleyrand
10-27-2006, 03:28 AM
i think Talleyrand got the best one.
the pissy/shitty staircase of the infamously gutter "Wagner Projects"
Those were special moments. I fucked her doggy and her head smashed right into the pissy wall repeatedly, it was quite delicious. I also got a freebie from a hooker, so I didn't break the law.
Jim Blastingame
10-27-2006, 04:26 AM
the most romantic fuck i ever scored was off a hooker next to the bins in the st kilda flats. i couldnt nut from getting head thru a condom so chucked her anotther ten and bent her over a rubbish bin.
tru love
AWESOME J
10-27-2006, 04:41 AM
the most romantic fuck i ever scored was off a hooker next to the bins in the st kilda flats. i couldnt nut from getting head thru a condom so chucked her anotther ten and bent her over a rubbish bin.
tru love
i fuck the waitresses at work in all kinds of places downstairs especially on top of the deepfreezer we use for seafood
i always get caught so its like i just take head now which i like best anyway if the head is primetime
uk goon
10-27-2006, 12:00 PM
watching final destination at the cinema
unknown
10-27-2006, 12:52 PM
on the london underground metropolitan line and jubilee line..........(obviously while the train was moving)
Miss psyclodia
10-27-2006, 02:36 PM
I have done a grave yard once.
Finger fucked a girl in church.
I have also been with a girl in a male toilets ina club (fuck knows how it worked but we never got caught)
peccavigore
10-27-2006, 05:39 PM
I was a group home kid for a minute.
.
....I was in one of these back in the day, hit the therapist that was part of the staff. residential treatment center they call it. in the back of the house, the backyard, they had this little studio apartment thing.... this is were the "clients" of the house, all aged 13-17, would go with the therapist twice a week. this lady was in her 40's easy, I was 15 going on 16 when, ya know, I made my move and cupped her tittie... she was down. the door was always locked when people would talk with the therapist... some ill shit now that I think back on it. I'm sure some of those other dudes at the house hit it, or maybe not. I didn't care, hit it raw and nutted on the floor.
....spent about 10 months in that shit place, I hit a couple of other girls my own age on some field trip type joints, but the therapist was the dirty dirty.... she was old and shit, the skin around her neck was hangin a little. fucked up.... hahaha.
i hope one day to have a story to share in this thread
Shizblacka
10-28-2006, 03:58 PM
i hope one day to have a story to share in this thread
I bet, do you also dream about meeting a pornstar in person one day? That's quite a good goal to set.
Antwerp's Finest
10-28-2006, 04:04 PM
In the bed of her parents
OUTRAGEOUS !!
Jim Blastingame
10-28-2006, 04:17 PM
i fucked a girl in her sisters pussy before, and i fucked a bitch over for 200 dollars and 20 E pills aswell.
on an empty short school bus
the hood of my car
in the woods
jayroo69
10-28-2006, 05:29 PM
in the ass
Jim Blastingame
10-28-2006, 10:05 PM
in the back of a volkswagon.
lasy night I jerked off in a rest room at the bus station. I don't know if it's quite the same but it's all I have
Shizblacka
10-28-2006, 10:51 PM
i fucked a girl in her sisters pussy before
Hahaha owned.
uk goon
10-29-2006, 12:01 PM
lasy night I jerked off in a rest room at the bus station. I don't know if it's quite the same but it's all I have
jerking off is a different matter, i bang one out at work all the time in the handicapped toilet
Virgin
10-29-2006, 07:15 PM
in the back of a volkswagon.
A very....uncomfortable place...
dj 2way
10-29-2006, 07:27 PM
jerking off is a different matter, i bang one out at work all the time in the handicapped toilet
can't say I've done that at work. but its def an adventure tryin to rub one out on vacation with your family. Thank god for bathrooms.
TELone
10-29-2006, 08:00 PM
in a cardbowrd box
Miss psyclodia
10-29-2006, 08:13 PM
A very....uncomfortable place...
Noway vw's are the best to fuck in, you just need to sit them down and get ur feet on the hand break and door and bounce away!
AWESOME J
10-29-2006, 08:27 PM
in a cardbowrd box
in the middle of a weird acid trip
uk goon
10-30-2006, 12:41 AM
yeah i had fuck on on acid, is weird shit you never have a proper hard on
unknown
10-30-2006, 11:24 AM
i was once so fucked on ex in ibiza that when i fucked this girl i hellucinated my face on her.......it was sooo fuckin scary!!!! lol......stilll.....i was better looking...!
chewy
10-30-2006, 12:22 PM
I lost my virginity in a field with a fox looking over us. that scared the crap out of me.
unknown
10-30-2006, 01:03 PM
hahahah...i can imagine that......hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha knawing at yer foot an shit but cos it's ya first time ya dont wanna say nothing incase the guy errr sorry girl says she wants to stop!!!
classic.......
i have actually been cornered by a fox at 4 am tryna get to my bus stop! so i feel ya pain, they scary fucks
Virgin
10-30-2006, 03:52 PM
Um no where really fucked up.
A little league baseball field
A caged in hallway above all these people playing indoor tennis
That's about it.
Oh and on the hood of his car in his drive way while a bunch of people were home.
unknown
10-30-2006, 04:04 PM
oh and on an aeroplane wing in the sky!!!!
Shizblacka
10-30-2006, 05:42 PM
I still wanna fuck a bitch while skydiving.
The Power Glove
10-30-2006, 05:46 PM
I think this thread is gona be the catalyst that's gona land me in jail for sex in public
Jim Blastingame
10-30-2006, 10:45 PM
i banged a girl on the whitehouse lawn, i fucked a girl on a cloud, i banged this chick ion the pitchers mound in the 8th inning the year that the redsox won the world series (the first time). i fucked a girl on the grassy knowl that kennedy was shot from, i shot loads in my girl out front of the abortion clinic. but nowhere really that exciting.
Bigradgeandy
10-30-2006, 10:48 PM
i fucked block mccloud
uk goon
10-30-2006, 11:45 PM
i fucked block mccloud
while sitting on a stoupe
Shizblacka
10-31-2006, 01:03 AM
For a low Sean Price.
unknown
10-31-2006, 01:11 AM
on a cloud!!! hahaah lmfao
Carly
12-30-2006, 01:21 AM
Hahaha...
Hey i see some people haven't spilled the beans. (Furst!)
For me its a car......woop woop
Awesome J was that wheelchair story true
Talleyrand
12-30-2006, 01:35 AM
Hey i see some people haven't spilled the beans. (Furst!)
Furst is sterile and indifferent to vaginas.
Carly
12-30-2006, 01:38 AM
Talley tell us the truth, u banged a chick on your teachers desk didnt you.
Talleyrand
12-30-2006, 01:43 AM
Talley tell us the truth, u banged a chick on your teachers desk didnt you.
I've always wanted to and I jerk off to such an image nightly.
My friend used to have sex with another teacher in her room after school. Don't shit where you eat.
AWESOME J
12-30-2006, 02:06 AM
if you ever want a good chuckle do this
right as your about to bust a fat climax pull out and jump to the floor bedside on your knees
rub it out and blow it under the bed while looking at the purely astonished facial expression of the female you just alienated
Horus
12-30-2006, 05:21 AM
if you ever want a good chuckle do this
right as your about to bust a fat climax pull out and jump to the floor bedside on your knees
rub it out and blow it under the bed while looking at the purely astonished facial expression of the female you just alienated
don't forget to call the cat over to lick up yer splooge..involving an animal truly guarantee's alienation by the female
GodPrototype
12-30-2006, 10:25 AM
Or maybe you just like to watch cats eat your cum. Either way you won't get anymore from that bitch unless you tie her down.
The Power Glove
01-07-2007, 04:26 PM
ive fucked many a man on gravestones as my backyard is a huge graveyard. i fucked a man in a church also then walked to my car with him which was having trouble starting. he started bitching about my shitty car and got out for a ciggerette. it fired up and i drove off without the cunt. he ending up having a three hour walk home to the other side of town.
:biggrin:
TELone
01-07-2007, 04:42 PM
hahahaha well played glove
The Power Glove
01-25-2007, 11:38 PM
i think Talleyrand got the best one.
the pissy/shitty staircase of the infamously gutter "Wagner Projects"
Are the "Wagner Projects" by any chance related to Wagner day in harlem?
axelK
02-01-2007, 03:41 PM
A convent.
cooliomoolio
02-01-2007, 11:43 PM
no where near as fucked up as this (http://www.efukt.com/view.php?id=1592)
Tha Silent Partner
02-01-2007, 11:54 PM
hospital bed with the patient in the next bed.
Kidrock
02-23-2007, 12:28 AM
I fucked a chick in the back of a church in College when I was about 20 yrs. old. She was a little shorter than i was, so I had her stand on a step higher so I could have my way with her.
aquamarine
09-25-2007, 09:10 PM
Against the imperial palace wall in Tokyo
sTePeAsY
09-25-2007, 09:21 PM
Man I need to step up my obscure fuckin location game. Maybe cliff side or a picnic table at a restaurant are my weirdest that I can remember. Wow so lame.
One_Twisted_Fuck
09-25-2007, 10:18 PM
i dare anyone to get a stiffy on salvia
haha shits impossible
One_Twisted_Fuck
09-25-2007, 10:21 PM
i aint even gonna post here since u guys fuck on clouds and block mc cloud
my "fucked up places" are:
the park
in the midlle of the woods
in the trunk of my car (hilarious story btw)- too bad i am tired as fuck. hopefully ill tell it sometimes
and yes in the tent
(old heads know what im relating to)
Virgin
09-25-2007, 10:22 PM
New one to my list: Church parking lot
Revenant
09-25-2007, 11:04 PM
^^^I've done it on the Holy Table in front of the pulpit. No shit.
A few years back, me and my gf were decorating a wedding for my best friend the night before the service and we both felt naughty afterwards.
CockDaHammer
09-27-2007, 04:30 PM
i was sitting on my hifi rack to prove my girl it would last the weight
it didnt so i crushed into it and a screw ripped open my leg bad, still have the big scar
a park i used too
M U G G S
09-27-2007, 05:08 PM
and yes in the tent
(old heads know what im relating to)
I thought the idea was that you fingered her, i didn't think sex was involved?
For me, sophomore year of college in the dining hall's downstairs bathroom.
The scariest time was when my gf and i did it in the town nature center, in the middle of the field that the haunted hayride goes through.
RumKing
10-18-2007, 08:57 AM
When you're fucking, there are NO fucked up places to be doing it. They're all good places!
snuck onto a short school bus & fucked
Doc B
12-30-2007, 12:55 AM
in my younger days i banged a girlfriend in a church once
AWESOME J
12-30-2007, 01:02 AM
allright here goes
in order to understand the story of the most fucked up place i ever fucked you must first understand the story of gretchen gullet
heartbroken i moved to boone county in columbia missouri
and was trying to get back in the dating pool
my friend tom neede a ride to his home toen of chilacathi
so i went with him because he wantedme to go on a date with his sisters best girlfriend from school
i was told she was cool smokin hot and would fuckme already after seeing a pic of me
i drove what seemed like thirty minutes to this massive trailer park in the middle of nowhere
and followed directions to this girls lot.
nice sized trailer i think to myself
but a little big considering theres just her and her dad
livin tthere
fuck it i said and walked toward the traailer noticing instead of steps leading up to the trailer door theres a concrete lant of a slab that looked like fun to skatebowrd on
i knock and her dad comes to the door as huge and scary looking as you can imagine
kindalooked like the Undertaker in construction clothing
like a ufc fighter or some shit and he comes out and lights up a filterless kool and says"need ta speak witcha real quick while gretchen is getting ready"
he makes e sit in a lawn chair while he smokes a cig drinks a beer and carves some wood
"since gretchens moma died its just me and her" he says
"if anything was ta happen id lose my shit bruther"
"and you seem like a good dude so bring her home at 12 and not a minute later or else"
I was nervous as shit
dude flipped the script and id never ne her yet
so im thinking about just up and leaving this whole shit alone
but "pussy"
i go inside to meet Gretchen and her pop points me ot a seat at the kitchen table
i hear this noise squeaking down the trailer hall and out rolls gretchen
the absolute most beautiful face ive ever seen in my life
great hair smile and body
but
riding in a big ole yep.......wheelchair
i froze up and choked up not knowing where to look or what to do
"hey im gretchen, you look better in person"
and just like that she was ready to go
we say goodbye to ol ravishing ric rude
and i helped her into the truck
so were just riding and listening to rap small talking
me tryin to act like im all non chalant
and gretchen was so good lookin and smellin i was enthralled and keep forgetting about the handicap thing
she pulls out a bottle of makers mark
and swigs it straght no chase and says drink up baby!
like its the thing to do so i take me a big ass swaller
and fire up a cigarette
"I cant drink and drive out here where i dont know the roads"i said
"i know a place baby" she coos unnerving me and im now semi erect
a decent time later were pulling off this long dirt road onto the side of this huge weed field by this massive gigantic tree with a large porch swing made of oak wih names and tags all over it
"this is cool"i say
"yeah i come here to chill alot" gretchen says
"do me a favor baby and lift me up onto the swing baby"
again with the baby shes winning..fuck shes won me now
so we drink and talk gettin to know you session
and were gettin closer and closer
and i swear she grabbed my leg and says"your so pretty"
and statrs kissing me like a soap opera star and lookin damn near like one too
she was so hot and i cant stress that enough
but shewas a great kisser and really just a dope chick except for the wheel chair
which by the way at this point seemed like an advantage
to me
im thinkin "shell be loyal because im a good guy who likes handicaps right"
Gretchen pulls off my lips and says boldly as all get out
"good thing about bein in a chair is when im off the chair i can run so i cant deny you a good fuck"
oh shit
rock hard dick busting out the jeans now
the bitch talked dirty in her sexy whiskey voice and said "come on i want to be with you"
"i want you inside now"
fuck perversion or taking advantage fucka wheel chair
hell fuck legs im bout to serve this woman with some man meat she will never forget
i stripped her to her perfect nude body and she started suckin me to perfection until burst in her mouth like the US challenger
still rock hard i ent inside and gave her the mnster fucking of her life and she put on a facial exspression show out of the ficks my nggaz
wefucked twice more and i was in love like a motherfucker licking her pussy like it was my career
i wanted this bitchfor a wife wheelchair and all because at this point it seemed kinda fly to me
i had finally met my match
love love love i was in it
then i remebered her hulk of a single father ad imagined hed had a good case or more of budweiser and was crackin his nuckles waiting to kill ol Awesome J
it was after three in the morn so we packed up and talked about our new possible relationship arrangements on the ride bac to the trailer park
im nervous but not giving a fuck cuz id just found the love of my life
so im ready to take a knockout blow fro her pops in the name of love
as we pull up i know i gotta help her to the door so i do
i cant burnout and kick rocks this time
so she kisses me by the door and goes inside
no sooner than the door shuts then here comes her dad barefoot in some hoosier cutoff shorts with a flash light from behind the trailer
"hey dude"
wait right there
he says
i start to tremble and brace myself for a fury of smacks
he looks me deep i the eyes and says
"i wanna thank you brother for taking your time with my girl and bringin her home safe"
"the last ten or so times the guys pick er up and leave her stuckout there at the swing all night, and honestly im tired of buying new wheelchairs"
good read
i read it earlier
thats real sweet of ya
<3
childtoucher
12-31-2007, 03:19 AM
in her tracheotomy hole
Eaton Purx
12-31-2007, 03:30 AM
in her tracheotomy hole
HAHAHAHAHAHA Nice!!!! Thats my buddy Al right there, whom I mentioned in my "Where is Purx" thread. Good fuckin dude...and straight hilarity in person. Never a dull moment. He should be repped into the double digits ASAP.
epoche10
01-19-2008, 08:11 PM
In a tent while her husband was sleeping in the same tent and in the nursing counter of my hospital ward
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12-16-2008, 04:16 PM
on the trunk of a po po car in a dark park.
HEARSE
12-16-2008, 04:41 PM
Does Russia qualify as fucked up?
were talking about sex, not rape
i would have to say, the most fucked up place i have had sex is on the marital bed of the woman involved
it was a great day
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12-16-2008, 04:50 PM
i have had sex is on the marital bed of the woman involved
it was a great day
Been there but more then a few times with the same woman. Shits wrong on all levels but fuck it. Hes was an asshole anyway and I was young
Nolte
12-16-2008, 05:44 PM
i fucked my girl in the changing rooms of the quicksliver store. It was awesome i could hear the mother bringing her daughtet bikinis in the stall next to ours. I imagined i was fucking her and blew all over a pile of coat hangers.
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