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Antwerp's Finest
11-06-2006, 05:14 PM
Ok, imagine meeting some really hot girl on a party, getting to know her and having fun together. At one point you suggest to go to your place, and she's like allright lets do that. So you enter the room, sit down, start talking and kissing. Your hand slides over her curves, she starts breathing heavy so you're thinking 'BOOYA'. But as you gently remove her panties, the fucking amazone jungle is staring you in the face.

Sounds familiar?

Maybe not, but this shit happened to me 3 times, so i'm starting to wonder..

What the hell is wrong with these girls? When i see them at the bar they're absolutely breathtaking, but they ruin it all when they take off their pants. It's such a waste..

The last time this happened I just denied her sex because it really pissed me off. Is it so hard to take care of your genital area? Don't they realize that a hairy muff is about the hugest turn-off there is? I can get really mad about this


To give you an image : i'm talking this much hair -->

http://www.bebaretoo.com/images/free_nudist_pictures/two-teenage-girlsfriends.jpg

Fucking disgusting

unknown
11-06-2006, 05:15 PM
hahahahah...it gets worse as they get older bro!!!

i think we just have warped views on what muff should look like cos of all the porn men see over the years!!!

chewy
11-06-2006, 05:27 PM
Do you shave your shit?

Antwerp's Finest
11-06-2006, 05:29 PM
Warped view or not, i want it trimmed.

I see a hairy muff as a big 'fuck you' from the girl towards me. It insults me.

Also, I don't see what their problem is, it's not quantum physics, shaving your pussy.

The Power Glove
11-06-2006, 05:30 PM
Never had a problem with this man.

unknown
11-06-2006, 05:32 PM
with what man!!! ^^^^ homo!! lol

Warped view or not, i want it trimmed.

I see a hairy muff as a big 'fuck you' from the girl towards me. It insults me.

Also, I don't see what their problem is, it's not quantum physics, shaving your pussy.


don't get me wrong i fuckin hate it too........me and my girl have nuff rucks over it!!!!

Antwerp's Finest
11-06-2006, 05:36 PM
Do you shave your shit?

I trim it. Make it look well-cared-for

But i'm not really comfortable telling this to a dude :tongue:

unknown
11-06-2006, 05:38 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHH ^^^^ BUT YOU STILL DID....I WOULDA SAID FUCK OFF TRYNA GET A MENTAL IMAGE OF MY KNOB! LOL

chewy
11-06-2006, 05:41 PM
It's a thing. I don't care if it's shaven or not. I, personally, see that if your woman wants to shave for you that's her perogative. But I'd never make my girlfriend. I suppose it helps she's quite the feminist! =)

The Power Glove
11-06-2006, 05:47 PM
I just get my man Crunchbody to come over and do a burnout on my "region".

unknown
11-06-2006, 05:50 PM
he must have a MASSIVE bike !!!! ^^^^

dj 2way
11-06-2006, 06:07 PM
yea I've never been in contact with a jungle like this. But I started gettin pussy in the 90's so bitches were with the times. Or Im just lucky.

Antwerp's Finest
11-06-2006, 06:12 PM
Hey sanctum girls give your opinions about this

What motivates your hairy congeners?

unknown
11-06-2006, 06:15 PM
You know they all gonna read this and front that they trim but i bet you my life that they got some massive arsehole to bellybutton hair gwaanin!!


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Revenant
11-06-2006, 06:38 PM
I dont see what the big deal is. Shaved genital regions on women has become the norm due to the porn business and easy access to it by the internet. 10 years ago the only women who wore a Brazillian were models and porn stars. Get over it you fuckin panzy.

Alien
11-06-2006, 07:22 PM
Man i came in here expecting pics!

Digital Christ
11-06-2006, 07:33 PM
I dig landing strips.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landing_strip

unknown
11-06-2006, 07:34 PM
REAL men dont give a fuck! lol

CHILLY
11-06-2006, 07:41 PM
Luckily I have never run into a chick that didn't shave, not sure if I can handle it...but the time will come. Nicely trimmed is fine by me, but a bush is not what I am looking for. I will gladly bang the chick, but I would never go down on that.

dj 2way
11-06-2006, 07:44 PM
REAL men dont give a fuck! lol

yea I would stick it if it was hairy but thats about it.

Jim Blastingame
11-06-2006, 08:10 PM
the only thing worse than a hairy cunt is no cunt at all. once your dicks in her and you gotta nut your gonna dis the bitch just as bad as a chaved cunted bitch.

Fuck all women and there worthless bodies.

LDD
11-07-2006, 02:43 AM
^^^^ I didn't understand a word of what you said.

Talleyrand
11-07-2006, 03:17 AM
Yeah man, there isn't anything wrong with hair on the twat. Also, in case you're wondering, my cock, balls, ass and taint are all furry and fuzzy.

Mr Unknown
11-07-2006, 03:22 AM
emm so sexy, i especially like it when they have a hairy crack with some crumbs left.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v45/hoekone/SlideinScrap.jpg

peccavigore
11-09-2006, 06:05 AM
oh fuck, that's hairy.

dj 2way
11-09-2006, 07:47 PM
thats fuckin sick. I can't believe theres fetish sites for that shit. What do arabs go to those shit or somethin.

AerosolGuerilla
11-14-2006, 07:57 AM
i ran ito this just last weekend it was fuckin horrible.



I see a hairy muff as a big 'fuck you' from the girl towards me. It insults me.




and i seriously see it the same way^^^^

Miss psyclodia
11-14-2006, 11:00 AM
I wont munch a girl either if she has hair...i like nothing down there but the same goes for a man i hate a man with full on bush too it;s fucking rank!

Horus
11-14-2006, 07:48 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v45/hoekone/SlideinScrap.jpg



HOLEEEEEEEEESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEIT!


now thats a party!






my 2 cents: pussy's should be trimmed, or shaved, but I've never turned down a badly kept bush...you just gotta get yer jungle hat and boots on, and climb into it...now fat pussy lips....there's another story... I HAVE rejected eating a big pussy once, damn, that was more meat than I could stand to be face to face with.

sTePeAsY
11-23-2006, 12:10 AM
I dislike a big bush but I'll put up with it ...especially if Im wasted.
But big lips are just gross and I only dabble with that shit real wasted haha.