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Talleyrand
12-06-2006, 02:23 AM
Roughly one year ago today, a bunch of refugees landed here from nhh and decided to found a new forum, based upon the proposition that all forums truly are co-dependent communities. We have consecrated a thread of that forum to remember that solemn day when the Sanctum Revolution began...

Here is the famous landing at the Sanctum of the first nhh members (Dec. 2005).

http://www.historywiz.com/images/earlyamerica/jamesfortpainting.jpg

When we got here, we saw a wild bunch of natives, including furst, ReMix, Judge Cryptic and hitmun. Some of these people taught us their ways and how to survive here, others were handed the old smallpox blanket...

http://eprentice.sdsu.edu/S04X/deggleston/wq/images/indians.jpg

Then we built ourselves up through manufacturing good posts in the General Forum, while sewing and harvesting tons of links in the Sub-Forums...

http://janus.mtsu.edu/Smryna/1915%20Hager%20Cotton%20Gin.gif

Our productive boomimg economy compelled us to expand and become the fastest growing forum on our computers, it was our manifest destiny...

http://www.neiu.edu/%7Eejhowens/377/examples/westward.jpg

We've had our internal strife...

http://cti.itc.virginia.edu/%7Eela/usct/bones.jpg

http://www.shef.ac.uk/bibs/DJACcurrres/Psalms/PageMill_Images/Ps22VietnamProtest.JPG

But have managed to maintain a tight-knit Republic, where we validate each other's lives via computer screen...

http://drowneroad.msad51.org/Pages/MSAD51_DRSStaff/Kathleen_Hutchins/005EADC8-007EA7AB.0/Computer%20Geek.jpg

Today we commemorate the Sanctum Revolution.

Let us bring joy to each other and celebrate our wonderful land.

Revenant
12-06-2006, 02:30 AM
I really wished I could add something to your marvelous thread....*sniff*...but words fail me.

Talleyrand
12-06-2006, 02:34 AM
It's ok Carpe', me too, me too.

It is the awe of Sanctum history that makes us invigorated.

Revenant
12-06-2006, 02:37 AM
I'll share something special.
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7928/jailbaitmrxhindp1bw1.jpg

Talleyrand
12-06-2006, 02:43 AM
God Bless Sanctumerica

McMossy
12-06-2006, 03:37 AM
i would +rep you right now if i didnt birthday +rep you yesterday

Element 115
12-06-2006, 03:48 AM
wow, its only been a year? feels like a fuckin' lifetime...
apparently I been here since the start

godbless

Streetie
12-06-2006, 04:43 AM
I think I've been here for more than a year. Maybe I handed some nig a pox-blanket? If I did hand you a blanket, that killed you painfully, I'm sorry.

(Dan rather voice) I'm sorry.

AerosolGuerilla
12-06-2006, 07:23 AM
i know i came a little late but this place has really become home to me, i never before was i into a website so much as when i found this marvelous place full of freedom and equality, all praise sanctallah

One_Twisted_Fuck
12-06-2006, 10:32 AM
nice thread. i was gonna do something like this but yours is much better...now i gotta think of another thread. ive been here from the beginning to the end and i consider the sancum my internet home.

Catfish Hunter
12-06-2006, 10:37 AM
God Bless Sanctumerica


http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/3719/carry20the20flagbm0.jpg

PU$$YCONTIN
12-06-2006, 07:50 PM
yea i was here late december beggining of january.. but it doesnt say that on my join date that always bugged me.

this thread is fucking awesome haha it made me giggle and tear up a little bit.

here we see furst, carpe' noctum, talleyrand and myself looking for a spot to place the sports section.
http://www.lake-district.gov.uk/men-building.jpg

jay was left behind of the traveling party because he was always blacking out and picking fights with catfish hunter. so after months of steady boozing he finally arrived.
http://hometown.aol.com/toledopal/images/man%20in%20wagon.jpg

this was a magical moment.. here we see furst receiving his first member subscription from carpe' noctum.
http://www.ci.austin.tx.us/watershed/images/brownfieldsgus.jpg

TELone
12-06-2006, 08:43 PM
we built this sanctum on rock and roll

Sardu
12-06-2006, 08:57 PM
it is santumerica because pioneers came over here from the old country's oppressive rules and bullshit (Necro). spirits like those found here are just too free to be controlled and if you ever thought you owned them you were very mistaken
my post count may be small however i was around when all of you founding fathers roamed NNH

The Power Glove
12-06-2006, 09:36 PM
One of the earliest pics known to this bowrd was the day when we changed from the star lylat system to the rep system. Boy did we ever party...
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/8407/methodistmethodistcelebxo5.jpg

Here is the earliest shot of the founding members clear cutting a field of pure rep, and getting ready to ship it off via horse and trailer.


In order to understand what times were like, lets go on a field trip to get a close up view of the kinda damage the great rep crash of the early 30 had on some of the members around here.

Here we see OTF too proud to ask for a hand out...a hand up is more his speed
http://www.autolife.umd.umich.edu/Design/Gartman/D_Casestudy/ID77794_depression.gif

As the days grew longer and the reps grew shorter you see Talleyrand using his brain to earn rep by selling the freshest of fruit
http://www.autolife.umd.umich.edu/Design/Gartman/D_Casestudy/ID74271_2_depression_apples.gif

Morbid the Unknown collapses on the street as he takes a well scrounged for +3 rep from Jimblastingame earlier this year.
http://library.thinkquest.org/C005121/data/Germany_files/image007.jpg

One day Ned and I were walking over to Aliens house when we stumbled upon this pile of liquid rep.
http://allanomarra.bizland.com/puddlexx.jpg

We quickly told furst about the advantages that switching from dense rep to liquid rep offered, so we started mining immediately.....
http://www.lpfw.org/pics/Sespe%20Oil%20Field.jpg

.....but what we didn't tell furst was that we also found a huge supply of liquid crystal rep that was then broken down from the vibrations of a very precise metal solo that jay played, and mixed in with all the reps that crew doled out.
http://cmunki.net/v-web/gallery/albums/junkdrawer/guitar_solo.jpg

oooooh aren't we a smart bunch
http://www.math.umd.edu/~olsson/kephas/archives/kepgas-grin.jpg

TELone
12-06-2006, 09:41 PM
whats going on with that baby's stomach. looks like some vital organs might be missing

Carly
12-06-2006, 11:31 PM
Ahh, i remember back when women were first allowed to start repping. It was a great day for women's lib.

Sardu
12-06-2006, 11:38 PM
whats going on with that baby's stomach. looks like some vital organs might be missing
ya serious, from that pic it appears hes missing a belly button, i highly doubt hes still alive, he looks like hes staring death right in the eyes in that pic, probably got escorted off to heaven shortly after that pic was taken

Horus
12-06-2006, 11:44 PM
Ahh, i remember back when women were first allowed to start repping. It was a great day for women's lib.

since when have we been giving women rights? I wasnt consulted on this...and quite honestly I'd like to debate that women are in fact even real.

Barne Yard Animal
12-07-2006, 12:29 AM
I'm glad I came to this place and I call it my home(page).

TELone
12-07-2006, 12:31 AM
without the sanctum, id still be futilely mackin hos on the subway. thanks bowrd!

PU$$YCONTIN
12-07-2006, 12:36 AM
BYA gets mad respect from me he held his head up high and got thru the disses and now he is a full all out awesome poster with balls of steel

TELone
12-07-2006, 12:40 AM
truefax, i remember over at Uncle Howie and NHH he got so much shit, when really, hes just a big teddy bear (no homo)

Revenant
12-07-2006, 12:54 AM
hahahahahaha....I'm so fuckin banned at Uncle Howie I cant even get past the first page. The funny part is I dont even know what I posted.

PU$$YCONTIN
12-07-2006, 12:56 AM
they got you on their radar carpe

UH is the worst forum ever really

TELone
12-07-2006, 12:57 AM
yea, didnt even have porn =/

Talleyrand
12-07-2006, 01:24 AM
I remember the blitzkrieg of '06, where Pussycontin, Carpe' Noctum, Darth Chef and others led the invasion of nhh with nazi sig pics...

http://www.poloniatoday.com/images/record5.jpg

Many posters were banned, including myself, who did not even partake in the attack, much like the real-life Talleyrand, whose name is forever associated with shady events that he may nor may not have been involved in...

http://www.research.umbc.edu/%7Earubin/101/xyz2.jpg

But Ronnie had sealed his own fate by banning the only entertainment left on his site. He had sent nhh down the road to inanition. The Sanctum attracted talented minds fleeing from the persecution and the rest is history...

Here we see from right to left: Pu$$ycontin, Carpe' Noctum, Darth Chef, and Travesty discussing Nazi sig pic strategty

http://www.espionageinfo.com/images/eeis_02_img0661.jpg

PU$$YCONTIN
12-07-2006, 01:32 AM
http://www.research.umbc.edu/~arubin/101/xyz2.jpg

that is a picture of me about to stab talleyrand carpe and furst while crew sits behind me playing cards and getting carly naked

TELone
12-07-2006, 01:35 AM
thats actually accurate to the real xyz affair. creeeeepy

Revenant
12-07-2006, 01:50 AM
haha..I remember that Nazi sig night like it was yesterday. PU$$Y got all busted out from what he was posting about Ronnie in the shoutbox. I asked him what he wanted to do and he responded with this.

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1725/gunmonkeybn9.gif

When furst asked LaLa to join aboot this time last year, she came in and called furst a perv then left for aboot 9 months. She finally confessed and embraced her true self.

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1577/forlalarp3.jpg

We've disscussed the evils og Dubya...

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/250/frodohasfailedhb5.jpg

My babysitting plights of trying to watch PU$$Y and Ned...

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/5396/kidsgs1.jpg

And even looked at a few celebrity nudes...

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/378/olsennj3.jpg

All in all it's been an entertaining year. All fun and games untill furst get's his puffin feathers in a tizzy when I post shit like this...

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/9264/pedophilenp9.jpg

PU$$YCONTIN
12-07-2006, 02:12 AM
haha carpe

yea there were some funny great moments on here in the last year.. seems just like yesterday when we had the star rating system instead of rep.. and u had to refresh the page to read new shouts in the shoutbox.. haha how annoying was that man. that sucked

Revenant
12-07-2006, 02:23 AM
hahahaha...yeah, I remember hating on Digi in the shoutbox for shits and giggles. I meant absolutely none of it, but it was easy to wind him up. Now I really feel bad...

One thing I miss though is all the nerdy, pimple faced conspiracey theorists that flocked to NHH. It gave me such a hard-on watching Talley cut them to pieces. And Talley's spamming the Hustling and Pimp forum to run Larry David was a benchmark. That day I opened up that forum and seen that shit I sat and giggled for an hour.

PU$$YCONTIN
12-07-2006, 02:51 AM
the funniest moment ever was when talley was in the shoutbox and said "lets talk about ******s n shit"

Talleyrand
12-07-2006, 04:33 AM
hahahahahahaha

I remember all of that shit. I remember fighting with MERC and getting pelted with annoying posts from all sides by his fan club. I remember running Larry David off of nhh. He even posted here on the Sanctum, until he saw Carpe' here. I remember saying let's talk about niggas and shit in the shoutbox.

Me, Carpe', and P are the only ones with the cross next to our names because we are the blessed ones.

Jay Weishaupt
12-07-2006, 06:31 AM
Merc > Carpe.

Jay > Talleybland.

E-Beef > E-Pork?

Crew > Eurocrew

Sanctum > NHH/UH/HHS/etc.

Sardu
12-07-2006, 06:50 AM
I remember the blitzkrieg of '06, where Pussycontin, Carpe' Noctum, Darth Chef and others led the invasion of nhh with nazi sig pics...

http://www.poloniatoday.com/images/record5.jpg

Many posters were banned, including myself, who did not even partake in the attack, much like the real-life Talleyrand, whose name is forever associated with shady events that he may nor may not have been involved in...

http://www.research.umbc.edu/%7Earubin/101/xyz2.jpg

But Ronnie had sealed his own fate by banning the only entertainment left on his site. He had sent nhh down the road to inanition. The Sanctum attracted talented minds fleeing from the persecution and the rest is history...

Here we see from right to left: Pu$$ycontin, Carpe' Noctum, Darth Chef, and Travesty discussing Nazi sig pic strategty

http://www.espionageinfo.com/images/eeis_02_img0661.jpg

bhahahahah that was you guys. ronnie banned all sigs for a while over it, you had him shook up

sTePeAsY
12-07-2006, 08:47 AM
http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/html_data_files/pedophile.jpg

uk goon
12-07-2006, 09:07 AM
http://www.shweir.com/Images%202/Happy%20First%20Birthday.jpg

Revenant
12-07-2006, 12:09 PM
It was a sad day indeed when the Sanctum crapped all over anime...

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8590/s107backux3.jpg
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7748/s110backsn8.jpg


I shed a lonely tear.

Antwerp's Finest
12-07-2006, 12:18 PM
Dammit carpe you're making it real hard to read this topic in school without people staring

Barne Yard Animal
12-07-2006, 11:40 PM
Cheers Pu$$y and Telone you make a nugga feel welcome to be home.

LDD
12-08-2006, 01:00 AM
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6105/blackpr1.jpg

unknown
12-08-2006, 01:01 AM
Merc > Carpe.

Jay > Talleybland.

E-Beef > E-Pork?

Crew > Eurocrew

Sanctum > NHH/UH/HHS/etc.


gay = you

Talleyrand
12-08-2006, 01:51 AM
Merc > Carpe.

Jay > Talleybland.

E-Beef > E-Pork?

Crew > Eurocrew

Get the fuck outta here.

Ronnie is such an easy target, he's like our Saddam.

emohottie
12-08-2006, 02:23 AM
i wish i was here for all of that it sounds really fun.

Revenant
12-08-2006, 11:59 AM
Merc > Carpe.

Jay > Talleybland.

E-Beef > E-Pork?

Crew > Eurocrew

Sanctum > NHH/UH/HHS/etc.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/2595/imnotlisteninghn2.jpg

unknown
12-08-2006, 12:08 PM
ahahahhahahahha.......funny fuck!!

Nikola Tesla
12-08-2006, 07:13 PM
yeh i remember that day. i was up all night posting nazi pictures on necro's site instead of studying for some big test which i failed, ahah, some life i lead.

Jay Weishaupt
12-08-2006, 07:18 PM
Thats it, I now have graff beef with all you antijayites.

Carpe' you really have a surplus of homosexual photography, its seriously suspect man.

Travesty
12-08-2006, 07:29 PM
yeah carpes pic collection is funny yet very startling

Streetie
12-09-2006, 07:15 AM
yeah carpe repped me once with a tranny picture. His remark what something like, this is what YOU like.

I found that odd, because he was obviously the one who search out the picture, hosted it and then pasted the link. Suspect? That's a little more than suspect, my friends.

Revenant
12-09-2006, 12:05 PM
If a pic with a penis in it makes you nervous, that makes me think you all are not very comfortable or confident in your own sexuality. You are all much more suspect than I.

Do you watch only lesbian porn?

http://i10.tinypic.com/2vkkk7l.gif


Now fuck off.

One_Twisted_Fuck
12-09-2006, 12:28 PM
fuck off. nuff said

Revenant
12-10-2006, 03:25 PM
I have to give a shout out to NHH's poh. I believe it was bashing him that first brought Talleyrand, PU$$YCONTIN and myself together. Thus, because of this dweeb, a legend was born.

poh...you will always have a place in my heart of hearts.

uk goon
12-10-2006, 03:28 PM
I have to give a shout out to NHH's poh. I believe it was bashing him that first brought Talleyrand, PU$$YCONTIN and myself together. Thus, because of this dweeb, a legend was born.

poh...you will always have a place in my heart of hearts.


ohhhhhhhh shut up

Revenant
12-10-2006, 03:44 PM
Jealous pussy. Go snort another line and watch more gay ass UK hip hop vids.

uk goon
12-10-2006, 04:03 PM
Jealous pussy. Go snort another line and watch more gay ass UK hip hop vids.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shut up

Element 115
12-10-2006, 04:06 PM
I have to give a shout out to NHH's poh. I believe it was bashing him that first brought Talleyrand, PU$$YCONTIN and myself together. Thus, because of this dweeb, a legend was born.

poh...you will always have a place in my heart of hearts.

i loved to hate that fat goofy reject

Revenant
12-10-2006, 11:06 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shut up


http://i12.tinypic.com/483qdg5.jpg

PU$$YCONTIN
12-10-2006, 11:11 PM
I have to give a shout out to NHH's poh. I believe it was bashing him that first brought Talleyrand, PU$$YCONTIN and myself together. Thus, because of this dweeb, a legend was born.

poh...you will always have a place in my heart of hearts.

haha that dude posts there again he even has new pics of himself in his sig he is still fat and dumb

Catfish Hunter
12-11-2006, 05:09 AM
seems just like yesterday when we had the star rating system instead of rep..

I remember when my rating went down from five to four stars, I was so fucking pissed. Then I realized it was because Yodes had given me one star. He was going around and rating everyone one star just to be an asshole.

Streetie
12-11-2006, 05:37 AM
that is the reason, catfish, that he will be going to hell instead of heaven when he dies

One_Twisted_Fuck
12-11-2006, 08:40 AM
I remember when my rating went down from five to four stars, I was so fucking pissed. Then I realized it was because Yodes had given me one star. He was going around and rating everyone one star just to be an asshole.yeah man that system was the shit. i wasnt a 5 star poster for long though... rep is moe awsome but there should be some benefits from it like one year bowrd membership for free or atleast an awsome avatar for the most reped

uk goon
12-11-2006, 08:49 AM
GOD IS DEAD, NO-ONE CARES, IF THERE IS A HELL, I'LL SEE YOU THERE

Revenant
12-11-2006, 11:55 AM
You know...I find this place so much more peacefull and better without that Blastingame bullshit flooding over our chins. I dont miss him at all and hope he never comes back.

Revenant
05-10-2007, 02:57 AM
If a pic with a penis in it makes you nervous, that makes me think you all are not very comfortable or confident in your own sexuality. You are all much more suspect than I.

Do you watch only lesbian porn?

http://i10.tinypic.com/2vkkk7l.gif


Now fuck off.

http://i12.tinypic.com/483qdg5.jpg

hahahahaha...WTF?!?

I never upped those pics. What is tinypic up to?

Talleyrand
05-10-2007, 02:58 AM
Hijacked account?

This thread delivers.

Revenant
05-10-2007, 02:59 AM
It needs to go to COTC......you started it so you may have the honors.

Talleyrand
05-10-2007, 03:05 AM
Ok, we can meet here every year in December and have the biggest internet bash. Leave your calendars open, we have some sitting and typing to do.

Props to the true vets.

PU$$YCONTIN
05-10-2007, 03:33 AM
haha word

props the the great founding fathers.. capre, furst, T, Streetie, andy, glove, pussycontin, catfish hunter, christcrusher, acidhouse, dane, jim blastingame, jay weishpuatercd, virgin, carly, digital christ, mindfork, darth chef and of course our fallen sanctumers.. ned, nikola telsa and that fat anime loving bitch that ned hated.

Revenant
05-10-2007, 03:43 AM
that fat anime loving bitch that ned hated.

hahahaha...that was Celph Hatred from NHH. Her name here was Raiga or some shit. She was, well....a little strange.


...I liked her...:(

Dane
05-10-2007, 04:10 AM
You know...I find this place so much more peacefull and better without that Blastingame bullshit flooding over our chins. I dont miss him at all and hope he never comes back.
RIP Felix. he was a way better poster than you.

Revenant
05-10-2007, 04:13 AM
RIP Felix. he was a way better poster than you.

Yeah, and not quite as pussy hurt as you.

Element 115
05-10-2007, 05:31 AM
haha word

props the the great founding fathers.. capre, furst, T, Streetie, andy, glove, pussycontin, catfish hunter, christcrusher, acidhouse, dane, jim blastingame, jay weishpuatercd, virgin, carly, digital christ, mindfork, darth chef and of course our fallen sanctumers.. ned, nikola telsa and that fat anime loving bitch that ned hated.

hye i been here since december 05 mufucka, recognize

Revenant
05-10-2007, 12:12 PM
Anyone with a member number under 500 is officially a founding member.
It's just kinda hard to remember who all of us are.

Dane
05-10-2007, 12:57 PM
Yeah, and not quite as pussy hurt as you.
pussy hurt I am not

uk goon
05-10-2007, 01:29 PM
cause we may not be the young ones anymore!!!!

member 70 right here!!!! right, right herrrr

Revenant
05-10-2007, 02:11 PM
pussy hurt I am not

You still have a resentment about something that happened a year ago and responding to a 5 month old post.

Yes, your pussy hurts.

Dane
05-11-2007, 09:54 AM
this was my first time seeing the thread and you're running down a poster that is/was far more entertaining than you in my opinion. I don't care though. I'm just saying.

no resentment

Eaton Purx
05-11-2007, 10:18 AM
This thread is great...pure entertainment.

I never realized what member number I was till just now haha. Now I'm checkin everybodies for the fuck of it. I'm apparently 225.

Question though...How is Carpe 2, and Furst 9? haha. Furst...who's number 1? You as a "test" member or somethin?

Revenant
05-11-2007, 11:50 AM
Because I rule!

furst's admin account is #1....then little old me. I snuck in a back door.

poh
10-23-2007, 09:02 AM
haha..I remember that Nazi sig night like it was yesterday. PU$ got all busted out from what he was posting about Ronnie in the shoutbox. I asked him what he wanted to do and he responded with this.

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1725/gunmonkeybn9.gif

When furst asked LaLa to join aboot this time last year, she came in and called furst a perv then left for aboot 9 months. She finally confessed and embraced her true self.

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1577/forlalarp3.jpg

We've disscussed the evils og Dubya...

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/250/frodohasfailedhb5.jpg

My babysitting plights of trying to watch PU$ and Ned...

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/5396/kidsgs1.jpg

And even looked at a few celebrity nudes...

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/378/olsennj3.jpg

All in all it's been an entertaining year. All fun and games untill furst get's his puffin feathers in a tizzy when I post shit like this...

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/9264/pedophilenp9.jpg
holy shit is that the girl from full house?
nice ped0 picha

Element 115
11-28-2007, 02:34 AM
oh shit its comin! i love the holidays
i've been posting on the bowrd for 2 goddamn years

Morbid the Unknown
11-28-2007, 02:50 AM
oh shit its comin! i love the holidays
i've been posting on the bowrd for 2 goddamn years

Yeah Duke, It's been a while. I'm member 27 but I don't get any credit as an early bird. It's all good though. The Older heads know i can hold my own.

Element 115
11-28-2007, 03:53 AM
damn man, yea your OG in this bitch but your join date is after mine, how does that work?

Morbid the Unknown
11-28-2007, 04:02 AM
damn man, yea your OG in this bitch but your join date is after mine, how does that work?

Ha, I have no clue. I've been here since the beginning though, so it really doesn't matter.

The Power Glove
11-28-2007, 04:13 AM
somehow im 248 and came after purx

yoof1980
11-28-2007, 05:11 AM
so why the fuck does this thread ask me to login when i click it?
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m68/yoof1980/untitled-29.jpg

AerosolGuerilla
11-28-2007, 05:43 AM
because jesus hates you and so do i

Horus
11-28-2007, 05:45 AM
yeah, but aero calls it "Hay Soosz"

PU$$YCONTIN
11-28-2007, 05:48 AM
so why the fuck does this thread ask me to login when i click it?
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m68/yoof1980/untitled-29.jpg

hah you was breathing so hard and dramatic while checking out talleyrand's profile.

Horus
11-28-2007, 05:50 AM
yo, this old fart on the fart right behind "orangey" looks hungry, like he's raging on 4 viagara's and is bout to topple this girls hopes and dreams away with one poke of his wrinkley probouscum

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1577/forlalarp3.jpg


...I can only assume he will likely expire during a fatal quadrupal bipass operation shortley thereafter.

I am also high on weed cylinders right now.

sTePeAsY
11-28-2007, 06:09 AM
Man that was one of my first posts.

Talleyrand
11-29-2007, 03:26 AM
It's coming everyone, leave your calendars open.

Talleyrand
12-06-2007, 01:31 AM
Some vets of the Revolution have departed and we remember our fallen ones:

Here is the statue to our beloved adlay, Ned, located in the Introduce Yourself thread.
http://www.acay.com.au/~philand/nedkelly.jpg
The Introduce Yourself thread is part of Ned's legacy and is the most valuable thread on the bowrd. It is like Solomon's Temple.

Here is the plaque in General Discussion dedicated to our hero, Catfish Hunter. It is a modest plaque for a modest man.
http://www.baseballhalloffame.org/img/hofers/plaques/plaque_116334.jpg
Catfish was the only classy person on here and we have reverted somewhat to barbarism for having lost him. It is like when the Lombards invaded Italy in the 500s and dismantled Byzantine-Roman culture in Western Europe.

http://www.romanity.org/mir/im/europe3.gif

We thought we had lost Horus, but he came back like the good son of Isis he is. Like the sun being swallowed by Isis and then being reborn.
http://ascendingpassage.com/Merneptah-Horus.jpg
Now he is back in time to beef and throw salt in my recent post domination game.

Speaking of beef, we can't forget the rise and fall of Eurocrew, who stuck around long just long enough to be a figment of our imaginations.
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e35/talleyrand89/TheGang.gif
On the left we see One Twisted Fuck giving it to the man, like the proud Czech defenestrationist that he is.

After a series of scathing political cartoons written in the Sanctum Gazette, furst was forced to give free subscriptions to most regular members.
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dro0952l.jpg
The cartoons turned out to be ghost-written by Pussycontin, who was hiding his identity because he was trying to preserve his identity as a dirty stickman illustrator.

ps- furst ultimately revoked the subscriptions.

Streetie joined the navy this year and we were all here to wish him well.
http://slapnose.com/images/blog/0605/0605_gay_navy_400x329.jpg
Here we see the subliminal message that convinced Streetie to enlist.

We saw Digi's penis, a ground-breaking day in Sanctum history. It was like "hellooooo, too much informatioooonnnn, like, totally".
http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070119/070119_LBJ_vmed_2p.widec.jpg
We then learned that Digi was a great admirer of President Lyndon Johnson, who used to wave his johnson freely in public and where we get the penile nickname "johnson" from.

It is our second glorious year of existence, Year II of the Republic. Let us break out the guillotines and hold a kangaroo court.

Talleyrand
12-06-2007, 01:48 AM
Stickied for the season, let's not try to have too much fun.

furst
12-06-2007, 02:03 AM
:haha: :haha: :bow: keep going talley. i would add to it if i had any creative energy in me whatsoever

Eaton Purx
12-06-2007, 08:04 AM
:haha: :haha: :bow: keep going talley. i would add to it if i had any creative energy in me whatsoever

Exactly! And I'm so lazy that if you didn't type exactly what I would have...I probably wouldn't have posted anything.

:dunno:


EDIT: Ironically I typed more in this post than I would have if I didn't quote Furst and just typed out my opinion. What a fool I am sometimes. A bloody fool I tell ya...

One_Twisted_Fuck
12-06-2007, 09:14 AM
hahahaha talley
awsome post man

Element 115
12-11-2007, 04:48 AM
http://sanctum.bowrd.com/showthread.php?t=416
BAM alot of substance right here

and here we have some of eurocrew
left to right Yoof, some kid, unknown, and uk goon

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/044a8fe840.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

Revenant
01-02-2008, 04:45 AM
Ahhhh......fursty. Look at what this little beniegn place has become. Remember the days when there would be but 3 posts a day and a new thread once a week?

I discovered what happened to Alien...
http://beamsdoorway.bizland.com/alien/images/alien3.jpg
...the powers that be caught up with him and there will be no phone call home.

Revenant
07-14-2008, 07:50 PM
I finally got that pic developed of how we all met off the old film styled camera.

Frank Motherfucking Booth
07-14-2008, 08:38 PM
yo, this old fart on the fart right behind "orangey" looks hungry, like he's raging on 4 viagara's and is bout to topple this girls hopes and dreams away with one poke of his wrinkley probouscum

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1577/forlalarp3.jpg


Yeah and the guy behind him probably plays Santa at the local shopping mall every year.

That kid in the lower left corner is the same new poster who came in with that thread "Hey yo in OUR strip clubz teh bitchez take all there cloths off!" He's got the dead-serious "I think she really likes me" look on his face haha