"Hey, do you hear that thumping noise?"

[Horus]

So as of this week my neighbours have been fucking and pounding their bed against my bedroom wall...Ive met the dude next door, like twice in our hall...over say three months.....so my neighbours are strangers for all intents and purposes...I'm not into being rude and pounding on walls, but if this is gonna be a regular occurance, then words need to be shared....
Next time I see this guy, I'm gonna have to let him know, that his "relations" are reverbing into my domicile....If it was me, that would just make me laugh and fuck harder next time....


if it comes down to it, I am willing to push a speaker up against my wall, and get glove to mixdown a cd of some man grunting and horse noises.

[TELone]

serve that mothafucka

[Mr Unknown]

hahaha grunting and horse noises.
You should record the sounds they make and play it everytime really load so they can hear it, they might get embarressed.
Either that or set up some small cameras and post it on here haaha

[Horus]

I'm also considering just letting them fuck and jerking off to the sounds while I give kudo's with a massive boner in the seminar

[PU$$YCONTIN]

you should walk out of your place covered in blood looking substance carrying a dripping garbage bag of blood looking goo and hold an ice pick and when he sees you like that he will probaly still keep on fucking her really hard. there is nothing you can do about it except video tape him having sex and post it in the tech spot

[unknown]

i would just wank!

[Horus]

trust me, if there's ANY way for me to record audio or video, Sanctum will be the first place it gets posted.

[Element 115]

my friend has this exact same problem....he doesn't do anything about it haha

my room used to be directly above my roomates and he sleeps(literal) with his girlfriend every night but i wouldn't hear a peep out of them. sometimes i would wonder, do they even fuck?

[PU$$YCONTIN]

my friend has this exact same problem....he doesn't do anything about it haha

my room used to be directly above my roomates and he sleeps(literal) with his girlfriend every night but i wouldn't hear a peep out of them. sometimes i would wonder, do they even fuck?

i bet you enjoy a nice cup of coffee and fuck his girl when he is away

[Horus]

it doesnt really bother me, and apprently the dude, aint got any stamina, cuz it doesnt last very long

[Travesty]

haha he goes full throttle for 13 seconds

[Horus]

its true, I hear it from the next room, he's always done in under ten.

[TELone]

drill a little hole in the wall and fart in it when theyre almost done.
idk. its worth a shot

[Revenant]

It could always be worse.

When I got my first apartment it happened to be underneath this 500 pound monster bitch whose footsteps sounded like the four horseman of the apocolypse. Every morning I'd be awaken with the sound of her thunderous farts bouncing around her toilet bowl followed by a monsoon sounding splash. I still havent gotten over it.





...ploolp...

[Horus]

Shit, I was just in the hall, and ran into bigradgeandy...apparantley this is why he was looking for my mailing address...that motherfuckers been playing batti-man for my (apparently) gay neighbour ..I think the kudo's thread got him too horny, and he finally had to jump on a plane and be close to me.