Discussions about Ass to Mouth

[Revenant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTO_ctblKtw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbnN5aTtyJk

In case you dont know what this is...
http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=10497

[furst]

That chick in the second clip loves the ATM.

[Talleyrand]

This is the wave of the future but I'm still working on making eye contact with women.

[Horus]

man, I was just thinking about ass to mouth this morning...and for a second I even thought about this clerks 2 clip...I would suck blueberry's outta Rosario's ass any night

[Horus]

That chick in the second clip loves the ATM.


hhhaha, yeah, shes totally covering her mouth, so you know shes lying..her dad and uncles probably dp her on the regular.

[Streetie]

atm works fine when you're already having sex and in the heat of the moment, if you like, ask before hand, you probobly will get a big no

talleyrand, eye contect is fucking hot, right?

[Streetie]

omg, that in and out, i swear to god, i was at today. no kidding i go there a ton it's right near my grandparents house. ill take a picture from there to prove it next time im there

[Barne Yard Animal]

HAHA you know that girl likes a bit of atm.

[Carly]

I thought it was a myth.... like the tooth fairy. thats not wifey material, it just isn't,.@!

[Travesty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbnN5aTtyJk

In case you dont know what this is...
http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=10497 hahahahahahah at you barely stuck the tip of it in my butt and I had pain for 4 days

[Sardu]

omg, that in and out, i swear to god, i was at today. no kidding i go there a ton it's right near my grandparents house. ill take a picture from there to prove it next time im there
i was thinking the same thing but they all look relatively the same, but just to make sure now i always check for a blonde that loves ATM

on a side note i was working today and a guy came in wearing an ATM polo shirt, i was wondering what it was, now i come home to see this. i wonder...

[sTePeAsY]

That bitch went for the ATM for some extra cash .

[trifelife]

i love how people go to their phone as a crutchh when they are embaressed. i wanna smack the phone out of her hands and make her answer the question. would you suck a cock after it was in your asshole you fuckin trife bitch !!??

[Catfish Hunter]

omg, that in and out, i swear to god, i was at today. no kidding i go there a ton it's right near my grandparents house. ill take a picture from there to prove it next time im there

All IN N Outs look exactly the same.

[Streetie]

that's not true cat fish, i can think of 2 of the top of my head that look undeniably different

[Horus]

what about ass to meth?

[trifelife]

personally i think the taste of my own shit would be somewhat pleasant in a small dose. not to be vulgar but i think if i rubbed my asshole on a vagina i think thhee musty flavor of vaginal secretions wixed with fungal bacteria found in fecal matter would make for a warm wintery type essence on ones palet somewhat similar to the experience one might have sipping a vintage cognac in an outdoors setting by a smokig java log obvioisuly a nice mood would be required and the vagina would need to be on the fresher side of well douched but licking shit off a vagina in small doses would be very similar to dabbing your tounge oon the luke warm prongs used to flip chestnuts cooked on an open fire.

[Revenant]

^^^WTF?!?

[peccavigore]

"...I wasn't gonna just ram it in there. I was gonna ease it in, inch by inch; like a gentleman."
- Hank.... Me Myself And Irene.

[Talleyrand]

I can't believe that doofy dude with braces has sex and I don't.

[Streetie]

Why don't you take sex? You know,,, like Stalin... TAKES power?

[Horus]

I can't believe that doofy dude with braces has sex and I don't.


one day talley,all the women that shot you down, will be old and sagging, and begging for your 80 year old withered cock. dont worry, hold tight. we love you.

[Horus]

personally i think the taste of my own shit would be somewhat pleasant in a small dose. not to be vulgar but i think if i rubbed my asshole on a vagina i think thhee musty flavor of vaginal secretions wixed with fungal bacteria found in fecal matter would make for a warm wintery type essence on ones palet somewhat similar to the experience one might have sipping a vintage cognac in an outdoors setting by a smokig java log obvioisuly a nice mood would be required and the vagina would need to be on the fresher side of well douched but licking shit off a vagina in small doses would be very similar to dabbing your tounge oon the luke warm prongs used to flip chestnuts cooked on an open fire.



shit, almost missed that....now that's some TRIFElife.

[Talleyrand]

I'm going to fucking cut myself and tie a string around my penis until it turns white, whithered and lifeless. Too late.

[Streetie]

yea talley one day, you will also be re-encarnated as a guy who gets laid like every other day. Then you will enjoy yourself.

[One_Twisted_Fuck]

after reading all this i wanna try it... but i doubt any bitch would let me. most bitches dont look ktoo kindly upon anal sex. and if the do want anal sex instead of normal vaginal intercourse there is a high chance you are dealing with a man

[uk goon]

after reading all this i wanna try it... but i doubt any bitch would let me. most bitches dont look ktoo kindly upon anal sex. and if the do want anal sex instead of normal vaginal intercourse there is a high chance you are dealing with a man

na man enough chicks love anal sex

[trifelife]

^^^^is this cunt some type of authoriity on everything ?? sound lilke a biig mouth cunt to me bro.

[uk goon]

^^yeah i fucking am, you sound like a idiot who has never had a girlfriend otherwise you would agree with me you little prick, don't piss me off cause i know i am right, anyone who has dealt with chicks will know that

[One_Twisted_Fuck]

haha goon. easy there with the hot blood... only one bitch let me fuck her in the ass.anal aint really popular in these parts..

[uk goon]

otf you my boy i love you with all my heart

but i know enough woman over the years who properly are loving anal sex, my girl at the moment doesn't but chicks are fucking dirty bro nuff of them are scared of what might come out on the end of your cock though

[One_Twisted_Fuck]

hahahaha. word goon. too bad i reped you allready, i wanna do it again :)

[uk goon]

personally i think the taste of my own shit would be somewhat pleasant in a small dose. not to be vulgar but i think if i rubbed my asshole on a vagina i think thhee musty flavor of vaginal secretions wixed with fungal bacteria found in fecal matter would make for a warm wintery type essence on ones palet somewhat similar to the experience one might have sipping a vintage cognac in an outdoors setting by a smokig java log obvioisuly a nice mood would be required and the vagina would need to be on the fresher side of well douched but licking shit off a vagina in small doses would be very similar to dabbing your tounge oon the luke warm prongs used to flip chestnuts cooked on an open fire.


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this explains a lot, everyone hates you now fuck off

[trifelife]

haha you have had the same girl for ages and she probably cheats on you so dont get smart you fuckin cockeyed poof. ive dealt with my share of women and not one of them has given up the asshole without some smooth talk. your a frustrated kid dont front

[uk goon]

^^haha you don't know shit you jack-off so stop trying to bluff through it, go back to beating your little limp dick in your parents basement over the thought of licking shit off your mums pussy you fuckin faggott weirdo

[Revenant]

I regularly partake in scratching my ass whilst eating Cheetos. So I am guessing Ass to Mouth may have invariably occurred at some point.

As for anal, this one chick I barebacked with started leaking like a septic tank...

[TELone]

shit is real, when its time to eat a meal

[uk goon]

^^^ha ha yeah telone is getting his fuck on so bad

[TELone]

haha true man. i am one of the horniest fucks on this here bowrd, so that shouldnt come as any surprise.

[Revenant]

How many enemas do they do before a take to keep their poo from oozing out?

[uk goon]

haha you have had the same girl for ages and she probably cheats on you so dont get smart you fuckin cockeyed poof. ive dealt with my share of women and not one of them has given up the asshole without some smooth talk. your a frustrated kid dont front

i didn't say giving it up, just that they like it

[trifelife]

your a punk biitch and i bet you get teased by every cunt in your building. shameful twat

[Horus]

the following are excerpts from an msn convo whilst at work today...I made a point of bringing up the ass to mouth subject because it is obvious there are few females at sanctum, and more female perspectives can only help this research:

My text is in brown
the text in green is L


any ideas trevs?
lots
do tell!
and only one of them includes not screwing
I mean, yeah, movies and suich
hahah
have we made it to that point?
no making out just screwing?
or both
how about just a drink
ok:)
yah thats what happened last time
we can talk about the rest
then i ended up in your pants
how did we not get naked that night
umm
i thiknk i fell asleep
oh thanks trevor
god
hehe


lol i dont want to talk about itok
im kiddin
ok
now im horny tho
ok
i cant cyber with you right now, im at work
haha
what if i let you tit fuck me and come down my throat?
im at school
holy shit
haha boner?
I looked away for a second and then
bonercity
lol
see? thats how i feel!
without the boner tho
and it sucks that i liked kissing you so much because now i know id like everything else
its true
I also eat a mean pussy
...hello?
hahaha
hahah
well ill suck your dick into oblivion
hah cybering at school
awesome
thats what the last day is for
lol
..............................soooooooo
how bout that beeeer
how about you fucking my ass while i play with myself?
sure beer is fine
shit
how bout i drink that beer from an anal enema
hahah
fuck
lol
lol
you wouldnt i hope
maybe you would
no
hummm
but wat about ass to mouth?
inside joke, nm
yea inside with who
hummm well its not sanitary
although tons of porn stars do it
and live
without disease/infection...
apparently
lol
i would think its not sanitary either, but this is leading us away from sexytalk
when its the moment , i dont think you have a choice
oh im bringing us back
lol
nice
i mean if you were fucking me in the ass and wanted me to jerk you off and spit on your cock and lick your balls id do it....id be horny....i wouldnt be like EW NO
good lord girl, can i marry you?
im laughing at my msn so hard right now
lol
me too
i looklike a nerd because im pretending to work
lol books and all
but im serious id do it!
you should get some benwah balls for class
you could be orgasnming all day



....I .edited out some random banter, that wasn't that funny at all, we just shot the shit,I told her I was gonna repost this..and yadda yadda yadda


-" an besides, u got them tig ol bitties, I cant give up on those"

-"im tired of msncybering, meet me here at my work after ur exam, we can fuck on the roof"

-"oh, u must be furiously masterbating right now.."

-"lol how can you not jerk off everyday?"

-"if you lick my ass up to my pussy im sold"

-"all i ca think n about is licking your ass whilk I reacharound and play with yer nipples"

-"would you let me lick your ass?...in the heat of the moment, i wold, yes...as long as i cum on yer tits...haha....and face...for sure i love the face...and choking me with cum/cock gets me off"

-"k, well, im exhausted from all this jerkin, and my desk is a mess, so mebe I should work now...and go repost this in my blog'

[Horus]

I hope this helps..that was a bitch of a lot of copy/pasting.

[AerosolGuerilla]

ohhh man this shit is classic

[Revenant]

Be honest. You were typing in green.

[TELone]

http://members.optusnet.com.au/scoulton/ForumPics/gw%20id%20hit%20it.jpg


edit- tel loves a freak in the eeevenin

[furst]

Hey hater, you need to invite this girl to the bowrd. She'd love it, no doubt.

[TELone]

post nudes, just do it

[Talleyrand]

Does she have big tits?

Is she white?

What about her ass?

Have you felt her tits?

Rubbed her snatch?

Holla back

[Horus]

Does she have big tits? very

Is she white? yes

What about her ass? firm and ample

Have you felt her tits? yes

Rubbed her snatch? yes

Holla back

and yes furst i will enlist her asap
and no, im not posting pics...i have shown them to glove tho, and he will testify that she is not a hog

[The Power Glove]

Testification that she is cute. I told him I wanted to steal her from him.

[Talleyrand]

That's good haterator, you get +11 for doing your thing.

[PU$$YCONTIN]

yea this is mad trife

[trifelife]

i was gonna say something simiilar too that.

[Horus]

i was gonna say something simiilar too that. untrifest post ever.

[mindfork]

man i can't believe i missed this thread. its great.

[Dr. Gash]

That scene in the movie where they are discussing ATM filled me with an incomprehensible hatred so vast my testes filled with acid. If only I could have entered the film and choked the life out of the guy that kept on whining 'you don't DO ass to mouth.' If he had said it just one more time I'm sure my body would just have shut down, and I would have had an explosive aneurysm, sending torrents of blood shooting from my nose, eyes and ears.

I suppose it's something about repetition and a whiny voice that bothers me.

[Flagged]

Yea how the fuck did I miss the cyper hour on the Bowrd.


Horus mad props thats a kinda chick I can dig one who just dont give a fuck

[Revenant]

eFukt.com | Viral Porn - Ass 2 Mouth (http://www.efukt.com/1798__Ass_2_Mouth.html)

Nothing new but the background commercials and the crying make it good!
Besides...this thread needed a bump.