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AerosolGuerilla
12-14-2006, 02:08 AM
aperently its a spray on condom

BERLIN — Researchers from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, a company that offers advice on the use of condoms, are developing a tailor-made spray-on condom aimed at helping people better enjoy their sex lives.

"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," said Jan Vinzenz Krause, inventor of the new condom. "We're very serious."

He and his team are working on a spray can into which the man inserts his penis. Then, at the push of a button, the penis is coated with a fine spray of rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," Krause said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

Ideally, the product would take only five seconds to fully wrap the penis. Krause believes that the spray-on condom would function more effectively than a traditional boxed condom because it would be of a custom fit and would not slip off.

But before the condom gets approved, Krause and his team must prove that the latex is spread evenly when applied.

Krause anticipates that the condoms, which will be available in different colors and strengths, will be available on the market by 2008.

The spray can will retail for about $26 as a one-off purchase, with latex cartridges containing twenty applications, going for around $13.

Krause got the idea for the spray-on condom when contemplating the difficulties some people face when using traditional condoms. He modeled it off of the spray-on plasters that are used in modern medicine and used that as a jumping-off point.

Horus
12-14-2006, 02:09 AM
yeah, i saw this a while back, but I figgered it was too trife for bowrd.

trifelife
12-14-2006, 02:20 AM
thhere seems to be a few problems with this. If it sits tight on your coock where does the jiz go / out the end ear your balls ? and what happens when you put the fucker with a semi ? sounds more than trifling

Talleyrand
12-14-2006, 02:20 AM
This increases the quality of masturbation.

Horus
12-14-2006, 02:22 AM
it comes in this gaylording bottle:
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/11/sprayoncondom.jpg
or this supersexy one:
http://www.vizu.com/media/poll/large/000/003/051/0.jpg
hahah, that nozzle is probably longer than that chinamans penis

edit---that second one is for women actually, found this:
China's first liquid condom went on sale today after the country's health and drugs administration formally gave the hi-tech prophylactic the thumbs-up, it's designed for female rather than male usage. The condom-in-a-can is essentially an antiseptic foam spray that the manufacturer claims forms a physical membrane inside the vagina, protecting it from infection, acting as a barrier to pregnancy and providing a lubricating effect.

dj 2way
12-14-2006, 02:24 AM
thhere seems to be a few problems with this. If it sits tight on your coock where does the jiz go / out the end ear your balls ? and what happens when you put the fucker with a semi ? sounds more than trifling

yea where does the nut go?

trifelife
12-14-2006, 02:26 AM
i always pull out ad jerk off in my hands evenn with a condom i lilke to see my jiz runn between my thumb and palm

Horus
12-14-2006, 02:29 AM
anyone know german, this is the manufacturer but its all nazitalk

http://www.vinico.de/spraykondom/index.php?

AerosolGuerilla
12-14-2006, 02:36 AM
i have used contraseptive foam before its pretty cool you can bust off inside without worring about getting your chick preggers, make sure its the spermacidal one though

trifelife
12-14-2006, 02:51 AM
contraseptive foam ? sou nds trife

Tone Space
12-14-2006, 03:44 AM
http://www.vizu.com/media/poll/large/000/003/051/0.jpg

for someone promoting a condom, that guy looks like he gets no pussy.

AerosolGuerilla
12-14-2006, 04:11 AM
hahahaha i didnt even notice that chinamen was a fat fuck

aquamarine
12-25-2006, 05:15 AM
I think that's supposed to be a woman...

Barne Yard Animal
12-25-2006, 09:59 AM
I think that's supposed to be a woman...

He or she who cares got about 4 chins.

dudeldi
01-06-2007, 12:55 AM
anyone know german, this is the manufacturer but its all nazitalk


Although I donīt appreciate your choise of words (nazitalk) I will translate the FAQ answer into henry-the conquerer-talk:

?Is there a reservoire for sperm?

!No, until now we havenīt developed a spraying technique which makes a sperm reservoir, but we are working on it"!

So, the jizz will apparently flow back to your balls..ouch!

TELone
01-06-2007, 12:56 AM
WTF?!