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Virgin
12-14-2006, 08:26 PM
Let us all talk about their greatness, shall we?

Jay Weishaupt
12-14-2006, 08:35 PM
I doubt you can get more awesome than a band made up of aliens hellbent on destruction and bloodshed.

Barx
12-14-2006, 08:35 PM
Where to begin?

EDIT Damnit Jay you beat me

Virgin
12-14-2006, 08:37 PM
heh Yeah Gwar never fails to amaze me. Brockie is pure fucking genius. And there is of course no better live show. Ever.

Barx
12-14-2006, 08:40 PM
Yeah for sure. The liveshow is fucking amazing. So much energy and blood. i gotta say tho, the first time i saw em was definitely the best. They'd dismembered Michael Jackson and when the show ended they put on Beat It and EVERYONE on the floor was covered in blood and dancing and singing to it. It was a beautiful moment in my life and the best birthday i will ever have.

Virgin
12-14-2006, 08:43 PM
Ah that sounds awesome. haha

I've been a fan of theirs since I was in elementary school, thanks to some older cousins, and I FINALLY got to see them on this last tour. Something always got in the way of me seeing them. I had tickets to a show once and my friend had em in his car...car got stolen. Went to go buy tickets once, realized I forgot my money, went back home, came back...sold out..shit always stopped me. Arrrgggh it pisses me off just thinking about it.

Barx
12-14-2006, 08:46 PM
Wow that would frustrate the fuck outta me. That's some tough luck there. i can't imagine ever missing a Gwar show now that i know how badass they are. i wish you better luck in getting to the shows.

Virgin
12-14-2006, 08:47 PM
Thank you for your support, Nympho. hah

Barx
12-14-2006, 08:49 PM
lol any time.

Catfish Hunter
12-14-2006, 09:21 PM
I remember when that band Green Jelly were popular. They were like Cracked (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracked) to Gwar's Mad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_magazine).

Max_Power
12-14-2006, 09:32 PM
Im going to see this tomorrow night.
http://www.lupos.com/gwarfront.jpg

Virgin
12-14-2006, 09:33 PM
I remember when that band Green Jelly were popular. They were like Cracked (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracked) to Gwar's Mad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_magazine).

Yeah Gwar helped Green Jelly learn to make their masks and stuff I believe.

ChristCrusher
12-14-2006, 09:58 PM
Nothing beats a Gwar live show.

i gotta say tho, the first time i saw em was definitely the best.

I agree, that was an amazing show. The best was when they brought out Lacy Peterson's bloated dead body and aborted her unborn son, genius.

PU$$YCONTIN
12-14-2006, 10:33 PM
I remember when that band Green Jelly were popular. They were like Cracked (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracked) to Gwar's Mad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_magazine).

dude green jelly's 2 cds are classic shit i love green jelly. haha obey the cowgod is dope..

and yes gwar is so badass they were on tom green's live talk show online haha they were so funny on it i will try to find a link to the show.

Barx
12-15-2006, 07:42 AM
Im going to see this tomorrow night.
http://www.lupos.com/gwarfront.jpg

It's a sick fucking line up man. You will totally enjoy yourself. MUNICIPAL WASTE IS GONNA FUCK YOU UP!!!!!!

Max_Power
12-15-2006, 02:48 PM
I cant fucking wait to see Municipal Waste. I wanna see them more than GWAR, but i haven't seen gwar live before, so looking forward to this show. Hopefully the red chord don't suck.

PU$$YCONTIN
12-15-2006, 04:58 PM
the red chord are fucking sick as hell man that is gonna be a kickass show

Streetie
12-15-2006, 07:10 PM
After reading all of these, I cannot help but realize that we are closer than ever to combining nympho and virgin into a super-girl, with big lushy tits and a perfectly flat stomach

Virgin
12-16-2006, 09:24 PM
I cant fucking wait to see Municipal Waste. I wanna see them more than GWAR, but i haven't seen gwar live before, so looking forward to this show. Hopefully the red chord don't suck.

I saw Gwar with Municipal Waste and Red Chord like last month or something. GREAT SHOW! Municipal Waste and Red Chord were awesome. The crowd wasn't really digging Red Chord but they still put on a good show!

Max_Power
12-19-2006, 01:09 PM
Municipal Waste fuckin ROCKED. I missed most of ther set, but what i saw was sweet. I like any band that tells me who they are and what ther're going to do.

I wasn't too into the red chord. they sound just like all the other local metal core stuff.

GWAR was AWESOME. They killed jesus, the devil, Hitler, a dinosaur, an handicapped fan and my favorite, Mohammed. They ripped his beard off.
I dont know how these guys can play so tight in those outfits but Damn can they rock.

Virgin
12-20-2006, 12:18 AM
"a dinosaur"? "A DINOSAUR"!?! Surely you know this creatures name! For that is Gor-Gor! Legendary enemy of Gwar!

But yeah I'm sure that being around for like 20 years, they've gotten use to playing in the costumes. I bet it was hard as shit in the beginning though.

ChristCrusher
12-20-2006, 03:01 AM
The aftermath of the last show:

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2898/gwarshirtle9.jpg

*Note: In no way, shape or form does the ChristCrusher endorse let alone drink Coors Light.


But yeah I'm sure that being around for like 20 years, they've gotten use to playing in the costumes. I bet it was hard as shit in the beginning though.

They have gone through quite a few line-up changes throughout the years though.

Barx
12-20-2006, 08:31 AM
http://i11.tinypic.com/451wqid.jpg
My eyes just after the last show, one contact in.

Streetie
12-20-2006, 08:38 AM
and how did your stomach look?

Max_Power
12-20-2006, 12:53 PM
"a dinosaur"? "A DINOSAUR"!?! Surely you know this creatures name! For that is Gor-Gor! Legendary enemy of Gwar!

But yeah I'm sure that being around for like 20 years, they've gotten use to playing in the costumes. I bet it was hard as shit in the beginning though.

Hell yeah I knew it was Gor-Gor, I was dumbing it down for anyone not in the know reading this thread. My apologies to you Virgin, I will not let it happen again.

Virgin
12-20-2006, 03:06 PM
Word ChristCrusher, they have had quite a few lineup changes. I didn't really think about that. For the most part, with Flattus, and his costume isn't nearly as extravagent as the others.


I don't have any pictures of myself after the show but I looked like I was bleeding from the head. My boyfriend was oh so sad when he washed his shirt and all the colors came out.

Antwerp's Finest
12-20-2006, 04:25 PM
Nevermind

ChristCrusher
12-20-2006, 11:12 PM
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7053/gwaryr1.gif

Virgin
12-21-2006, 09:12 AM
Hah excellent!

Max_Power
12-21-2006, 01:03 PM
Jesus gotta step up the D