HOW DANGEROUS IS IT TO SHAVE MY BALLSAK?

[AWESOME J]

ive known for some time now that studs in porno movies always rock the baldie balls

ive never shaved my ballsack but i heard a pornsatr in a sex advice column say that if a woman sucks balls shes more likely to sck balls when they are clean shaven

i want my balls sucked more often so i need advice on how to be safe
do i just use shaving cream and a razor
or do i need to prep myself
i guess i could ask my mom shes a nurse but shes no man

discuss!

[Revenant]

Ask Digi.

[AWESOME J]

Ask Digi.

ask him for me im shy

[Talleyrand]

Go for it and be sure to post pics.

[AWESOME J]

Go for it and be sure to post pics.

is it better to shave them shits when my bag is big loose and floppy or when my bag is withdrawn and tight lookin like a brain?

[Talleyrand]

is it better to shave them shits when my bag is big loose and floppy or when my bag is withdrawn and tight lookin like a brain?

Big, loose and floppy. You have more surface area and a little ball film that might protect you from cuts.

And remember, be sure to post pics.

[Horus]

hahah, do it in the shower niggs....stretch yer shit out like the batwing, and be gentle. and don't worry about cutting yerself...getting knicks while shaving yer balls is like getting yer dick caught in yer zipper, you'll only do it once.

[Horus]

p.s. post pics for talley, he's never seen a penis before

[Streetie]

the thing about it is you should just trim it. Even if you want to shave em totally bald, trim the major hairs first.

Balls feel so sensitive after a clean shave, get prepared for fun

[RM_3000]

With all due respect, the best place to get answers for this type of question is a gay forum. Oh wait, you posted it here. Move along.

[Horus]

one day I will discover the meaning behind RM's handle, and severely haterape him with it

[Streetie]

RM, I am surprised you have not ever wanted to see how it felt to fuck like a pornstar.

A girl licking your ballbag withour all that hair in the way will only increases your sensation therefore making it more plesurable for YOU.

[RM_3000]

Knife: Although you do have a point, I stand by my previous statement, which I shall amend as follows: For information and discussion re: male hair removal, I think that you'll do better on a gay board. As in, someone will actually give you a direct answer to the question, along with some anecdotal experience.

That being said, have you considered Nair?

Hater: Hmmm.... hateraping me with an RM... that's rather... odd... to say the least. No, I don't think an RM (hint: R=adjective, M=noun) would make a good rape instrument. Definitely other messed up things you could do with an RM, but I don't think rape. Perhaps you could mash it up and feed it to kittens. That would be quite disgusting.

[Horus]

Retard_Man_3000, I can haterape you with whatever I want, dont underestimate me..

[RM_3000]

hater: cute guess, but not even close. Rat Molestor and Rusty Mustard are my favorites so far.

[Barne Yard Animal]

Never have i shaved my ball sack but If I needed to I would come to this thread and expect to be given an answer. Digi the crowds sayin you know about these shits.

[Revenant]

hater: cute guess, but not even close. Rat Molestor and Rusty Mustard are my favorites so far.

It stands for Retarded Member....I dont care what you think it stands for.

[Digital Christ]

Yeah kid hit'em with the clippers/trimmers lowest guard,,,then U bring the razor.

U want'em tight/full too so the skin does'nt get snagged.

I do the laid out in the soapy bathtub stee if U do it with a woody there's less skin to get snagged.

Words of advice,,,never,ever use Nair on your sack !

[Synplicity]

also, remeber its gonna grow back, and its gonna itch and be thicker and longer - biology class does help then lol

[G.M.Skel]

Trim first.
I suggest you don't use scissors because I caught the skin on mine one time and that shit killeddd
So I use a machine.
Then shave them, from the back to the front.
You gotta stretch the skin so it doesn't get caught.

[Max_Power]

I've never shamed them all the way down, but I use a beard trimmer on its lowest setting and trim all that shit down real short. Once you do it, you'll wonder how you ever ran around with all that hair down there.

[CHILLY]

I've never shamed them all the way down, but I use a beard trimmer on its lowest setting and trim all that shit down real short. Once you do it, you'll wonder how you ever ran around with all that hair down there.

Very true

[captainsftw]

Call virgin up. have her do it for ya. and if u post pics. i expect there to be a girls mouth attach'd to them when i see the post

[AWESOME J]

yeah boys sweet daddy went out last night
i hooked them shits up like what way digi had said to
and i even let a little soul patch on the bag
i went to the big yearly x mas gathering and i was sliding through the skee hoes like a turd through intestines on a bad hangover day
Neely Nasif
Mary Claire
fuck man the list goes on
but a young players pain got felt last night
I was feelin like i was Rebel Douglas 3 time world champion oral sex receiver
shit was on point like a switchblade

thanks Brolic Santa you gave me the gift of knowledge and ill rock it with respect

[Horus]

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awesome J, please donate your shavings here
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A brief history

First of all: Who are we? We're an established, international PR-agency located all over Europe, Asia and the U.S. Many of our clients are charity organisations or involved in charity in some way. If you can't change the world, change yourself and the world will follow, that's our motto. We have agreed to remain anonymous throughout this project, since some of our commercial clients disagree with the concept of selling pubes. And we respect their opinion. But enough about us.

In 2003 a young man from Sweden came to visit us in Los Angeles. he pitched us The wildest idea we had ever heard of. At the time, we all just laughed at him. The idea was so off the wall and far-fetched that it made riding a tricycle through the grand canyon seem like Childs play. Two years later, in 2005, the man contacted us again. This time, he wanted to show us a list of celebrities who had already expressed interest in his idea. We were blown away by the names on that list, and immediately contacted him for a collaboration. Today we are proud to present the result of this Swede's struggle and lifelong dream: Pubesaid.com
How does it work?

It's quite simple, really. As a result of a very successful direct campaign, celebrities from all over the world send us their pubes daily. We mount them, and offer them to you. All pubes are autographed by their donor. Needless to say, every piece is a unique work of art, A priceless collectible beyond anything ever seen or heard of before.
Why do we do it?

All profits go into selected charity organisations and become an important part of making the world a better place. In short: We turn Hair into Care. It sounds dumb, but it is smart.

[AWESOME J]

http://www.pubesaid.com/images/pubesaid.gif (http://www.pubesaid.com/)
awesome J, please donate your shavings here
www.pubesaid.com
A brief history

First of all: Who are we? We're an established, international PR-agency located all over Europe, Asia and the U.S. Many of our clients are charity organisations or involved in charity in some way. If you can't change the world, change yourself and the world will follow, that's our motto. We have agreed to remain anonymous throughout this project, since some of our commercial clients disagree with the concept of selling pubes. And we respect their opinion. But enough about us.

In 2003 a young man from Sweden came to visit us in Los Angeles. he pitched us The wildest idea we had ever heard of. At the time, we all just laughed at him. The idea was so off the wall and far-fetched that it made riding a tricycle through the grand canyon seem like Childs play. Two years later, in 2005, the man contacted us again. This time, he wanted to show us a list of celebrities who had already expressed interest in his idea. We were blown away by the names on that list, and immediately contacted him for a collaboration. Today we are proud to present the result of this Swede's struggle and lifelong dream: Pubesaid.com
How does it work?

It's quite simple, really. As a result of a very successful direct campaign, celebrities from all over the world send us their pubes daily. We mount them, and offer them to you. All pubes are autographed by their donor. Needless to say, every piece is a unique work of art, A priceless collectible beyond anything ever seen or heard of before.
Why do we do it?

All profits go into selected charity organisations and become an important part of making the world a better place. In short: We turn Hair into Care. It sounds dumb, but it is smart.


done deal then

[yoof1980]

yeah i shaved my nads once for a laugh with clippers (no gaurd). the skin got caught between about 10 of the blades. highly painful, nothin serious just a row of bleeding niks. truss me just let em get hairy!

[Digital Christ]

yeah boys sweet daddy went out last night
i hooked them shits up like what way digi had said to
and i even let a little soul patch on the bag
i went to the big yearly x mas gathering and i was sliding through the skee hoes like a turd through intestines on a bad hangover day
Neely Nasif
Mary Claire
fuck man the list goes on
but a young players pain got felt last night
I was feelin like i was Rebel Douglas 3 time world champion oral sex receiver
shit was on point like a switchblade

thanks Brolic Santa you gave me the gift of knowledge and ill rock it with respect
Yeah kid no problem I've been keeping my boys' high & tight for years and the soapy bath tub is a learned over time lesson well served.

Props on joining the clean sack team,,,,,,,

[Carly]

get me a bucket lol

[PU$$YCONTIN]

crew.

[Travesty]

RM 3000 Exposed !!!!!



He was thrown in to exile over his shitstache on NHH and came here and then abandoned when NHH heads came even though he was a mod

Yes, it is true

If you guessed ReMix 3000?

You were absolutely correct

[PU$$YCONTIN]

RM 3000 Exposed !!!!!



He was thrown in to exile over his shitstache on NHH and came here and then abandoned when NHH heads came even though he was a mod

Yes, it is true

If you guessed ReMix 3000?

You were absolutely correct

oh man i hope this is true

[RM_3000]

RM 3000 Exposed !!!!!

He was thrown in to exile over his shitstache on NHH and came here and then abandoned when NHH heads came even though he was a mod

Yes, it is true

If you guessed ReMix 3000?

You were absolutely correct

I was never on NHH.

ReMix 3000 ... no. R _ _ _ _ _ M _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ; but I'm not playing hangman.

I was recruited from hiphopsite by Unknown and UK Goon, where I also post as RM_3000.

[RM_3000]

It stands for Retarded Member....I dont care what you think it stands for.

I promise you that what RM actually stands for is much funnier than Retarded Member.

Also hater: think about it. There are some things you can't rape with. Could you rape someone with a puddle of water? Or a gaseous cloud of oxygen? (the latter would be like an inverse fart, don't you think?)

[Horus]

In case anyone was wondering about the female experience..I just found this on a porn site..im not sure it's porn..but it looks painfull as fuck





Witness what girls have to go through to remove unwanted hair. Now this has gotta hurt.....Gotta giv em credit for the pain they endure to live up to our expectations!!

Caps:

http://i10.tinypic.com/3zldpnp.jpg

Link:

Code: http://rapidshare.com/files/7983183/Pussy_Waxing.rar

[Eaton Purx]

I love this thread.

I've been known to rock a clean coin purse every so often.

[Mr Unknown]

yep, i dont shave it full bald but i give it the lowest trim on the clippers.

[ChristCrusher]

i want my balls sucked more often

Does anyone even like getting their balls sucked? Cause I sure don't. :dunno:

[sTePeAsY]

Does anyone even like getting their balls sucked? Cause I sure don't. :dunno:
Yeah I can agree with this. Some chicks just can't suck balls gentle enough for my liking. Every so often I enjoy it though.

[Horus]

Andy can suck my grey haired balls all day long

[Tone Space]

I like em just the way they are

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3216/2511421481_5aa3da9fb4.jpg

[Mr Unknown]

Does anyone even like getting their balls sucked? Cause I sure don't. :dunno:

Arent you with virgin? virgin no good at sucking balls huh? haha

[Horus]

my balls tickle easily, and currently are in about as bad of shape as my bedhead of recent notoriety.

[ralphykid]

first time i ever trimmed em up i used sum small grooming scissors in the shower to get rid of most of the bush. big mistake. i nicked a corner of my satchel and that shit stung like a biatch for a few days. it was kinda significant, i wouldnt doubt if there is a small scar. definitly bled, and there was definitly a chunk of flesh missing. uggg that fuckin sucked.

but now my balls are smooth as eggs, like chappelle.hee hee

[AWESOME J]

I like em just the way they are

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3216/2511421481_5aa3da9fb4.jpg

perfect

[ChristCrusher]

Arent you with virgin?

Doesn't mean my balls have graced her mouth!

[Virgin]

ha I read this thread and knew someone would ask that....

[Jay Weishaupt]

How dare you uncivilized heathens speak of Virgin in this manner, I'm fixing to get my dueling gloves out and slap some motherfuckers.

Or CC will reign down hellfire and death upon all. Whichever you prefer.

[Revenant]

I for one love having a little down on my boys. When I'm wilding it doggy style, they slap on her shaven fupa and the sensation of them pulling apart like velcro is exqusite.

[AWESOME J]

for the record my balls are hairy right now.

[jayroo69]

I for one love having a little down on my boys. When I'm wilding it doggy style, they slap on her shaven fupa and the sensation of them pulling apart like velcro is exqusite.

bwhahahahahaha...did you say 'fupa'? what the hell does that mean again? I know i've heard that fucking term before but i can't remember what the hell it means/stands for! lol


i shave my balls regularly. i usually scrap out a batch prior to doing so, this way my figs are drained and there is less skin to get snagged by the razor. then you can use the batwing method (spread your sack out like a batwing) and shave it that way. or if you prefer the brains method (squeeze the base of your balls so they expand like a water balloon) and shave it the way. don't forget your grundle/taint region, but be careful. only a steady hand can venture into that unchartered topography without risk off snag/clip/cut.

ENJOY THESE BALL-TRIMMING TIPS. Anymore questions PM me. :haha:

[Revenant]

F - fat

U - upper

P - pussy

A - area

[jayroo69]

i would love to see a FUPA Appreciation Thread.

[indica]

i use bare clippers like max,, also on my butt hole....hey!...;)

[jayroo69]

you can practice on a water balloon. lather it up with shaving cream and proceed to shave the balloon. if you pop the water balloon, that's your scrote.

[Tone Space]

Doesn't mean my balls have graced her mouth!


wow!
i never knew of this occurrence..
shit like that can slip by you when you convert to a part-time sanctumer.
but mad props on that one..
thats a very very hot one you got there..
and of course i mean virgin has a hot one..
get that stud to shave them bidallz!

[Horus]

my balls are smooth as eggs as of this afternoon.