If pussies look bad, then penises look good?

[Akridrot]

A BIG NO HOMO TO THIS ENTIRE THREAD
You know, if every guy says that pussy looks fucking awful, yet feels so good, he's saying that penis looks awesome.

Stop the bullshit, people. There's only one option here when you say that. Either cocks are gorgeous, or pussies are pretty but you won't admit it. Saying pussies look disgusting is code for "dicks look nice".

Not that saying "dicks look nice" would make you gay, but it's pretty suspect to trash talk cunts without prasing cocks.

So I'd like to know, do you guys think dicks are pretty (no homo of course..)? Or do you think pussies are pretty? Or both (which is rare)? Or neither (which is ten times rarer)? Defend your answer.
A BIG NO HOMO, NO MANGO, NO VITO TO THIS ENTIRE THREAD

[Akridrot]

This will be the gayest thread of all time.

[Dane]

If you think dicks look awesome you're a big homo. Pussies are wonderful and I don't know many people who say they look disgusting. If that was the case all those porno rags would be out of business. Pussy is beautiful and I love it. I have no opinion on the looks of penises besides my own(which is drug and disease free)

[Akridrot]

I have no opinion on the looks of penises besides my own(which is drug and disease free)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR DICK?! I MUST KNOW!!!!!!!!! (no homo)

[mindfork]

This will be the gayest thread of all time.

it sure has a good start.

[Akridrot]

Mindfork, you never answered my PM. I told you all you wanted to know in that IRC chat, but you didn't care. FUCKER

[Jim Blastingame]

i dont care how many no homo's you threw in your a faggot for even thinking about cocks and their appearance.

[Akridrot]

Fuck outta here, I can say anything I want as long I put a no homo after it. This isn't gay at all. If it was, it would be gay for men to discuss topics such as masturbation and testing for testicle cancer.

SUCK MY DICK (no homo) = Not gay at all.

[furst]

This thread is worthy of negative rep.

[Akridrot]

Furst, can you PLEASE change your mind man, I'll send you a PS3 in the mail or something.

[acidhouse]

My weekly penis check up does consist of questions regarding the prettiness of my cock, he's always quick with the compliments. But that might be cause I've had AIDS for quite some time, you know. To make up and such.

[furst]

Furst, can you PLEASE change your mind man, I'll send you a PS3 in the mail or something.
Fortinos will not be undersold.

[Akridrot]

I just positive repped everyone who posted in this thread. So think before you ruin someone's rep guys.

[Jim Blastingame]

your rep is useless against me
****** lover

[Akridrot]

your rep is useless against me
****** lover

Sorry man, I haven't been here in years.

edit: How come EVERYONE here is racist and gay and at the same time, anti-racist and homophobic?

[Streetie]

I felt I shouldn't set foot in here

but ne way!

1400!

weeeeeee!

[The Power Glove]

im just typing this to see if the word ****** is banned

[The Power Glove]

yes yes it is

[PU$$YCONTIN]

yea mother fucking ******s what's cracking my ******s??

[The Power Glove]

there once was a ****** from ****** whos ****** was so tough he could ****** his fellow classmates until ****** went and did something ****** like and ban a word ******

[Revenant]

What aboot nigga?
kike?
Spic?
Cracker?
Honky?
Wop?
Beaner?

Cool...now the blacks can feel special here just like when it's Black History Month.

[Alien]

What the fuck is this cockface talking about?

[Catfish Hunter]

Just making sure I'm part of this historic thread.

[BEAST]

this is possably the most outragious discussion i have ever encounterd in my e-life.

My penis looks amazing, it is coverd in little white bumps and i also have thrush. other male genitals are rancid. Many pussys look good, others look bad - I will stick my infected phalace into most. thanks for reading.

[CHILLY]

You're a straight up faggot.

[Jim Blastingame]

****** faggot

[Travesty]

akridot loves big ****** cock

[uk goon]

ain't never heard a straight guy say he doesn't like the look of a pussy

[Akridrot]

I think necro said it once.

[Revenant]

ain't never heard a straight guy say he doesn't like the look of a pussy



I think necro said it once.

And what does that tell you?

[Bigradgeandy]

its all about the dick IMO

[briso1873]

the pussy is where i bury my face, but im feelin my own cock

[mindfork]

Sorry man, I haven't been here in years.

edit: How come EVERYONE here is racist and gay and at the same time, anti-racist and homophobic?
ROFL! that is the best summary of this bowrd's position i've heard yet. we're all a bunch of self loathing fucks spreading hate in every direction we possibly can.

-edit-

i'd also like to take this opportunity to stand up for Akridrot. sure, this thread is not his proudest moment. The parts that aren't complete faggotry are logically flawed or plain non-sensical, but is that any reason to attack this man's reputation with such ferocity? I for one, am willing to give him another chance.

Akridrot, upload some porn or movies or something and then maybe we can put this whole thing behind us. It will be like it never happened.

[Bigradgeandy]

if i am being perfectly honest then i would have to say the design of the human body is one of the most beatiful things on the planet so i would have to say, yes, penises are beautiful.................they also feel great in your ass

[mindfork]

sometimes i wish i wasn't circumsized though.

[Akridrot]

Akridrot, upload some porn or movies or something and then maybe we can put this whole thing behind us. It will be like it never happened.

If I do this, I BETTER get some positive rep. Thanks for the suggestion. The rest of you can kiss ass with your tongues out.

[Revenant]

we're all a bunch of self loathing fucks spreading hate in every direction we possibly can.



Truer words have never been spoken.

[acidhouse]

we're all a bunch of self loathing fucks spreading hate in every direction we possibly can.

:greddyhug:

[mindfork]

if this thread wasn't so gay i might hesitate to post this

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h184/brad7970/sexy300.gif

but i figured... WTF?

[Akridrot]

Thanks. That picture effectively kills the thread.

I'm 54% finished uploading this 200mb Marie Luv scene. After that, I'm gonna up some other bitch gettin dp'ed. That'll be bout 200 mb as well. See you guys later.

[Element 115]

sometimes i wish i wasn't circumsized though.
why? uncut looks weird as fuck...I'm cut and proud of it.

and yes thisthread is very homo...

[Frank Motherfucking Booth]

Im with Jim on this...no matter how many "no homos" you throw out the fact of the matter is that you used the words "penises," "look," and "good" all in conjunction with one another. Then you unabashedly asked one of the first posters for details about his cock. Youre really on fire today Mary.

Akridot has a knack for really putting his foot into it with threads. That thread "Yo I just had a good cry son..." on NHH was a real classic.

And for the record any true freedom-loving american is cut.

[Talleyrand]

I love black pussies.

[Frank Motherfucking Booth]

Look everyone knows that vaginas can look very ominous and beastly. This is not the point.

The point is that for all the blew-out, slimy, discharge-laden, wolfish, or roast-beef looking snakepits Ive ever laid eyes on none of it would have me thinking for an instant that cocks were more attractive. Fuck outta here with that.

[Revenant]

They say that a circumsized penis looses about 10 square inches of sexually sensitive skin. This loss is completely unacceptable to me and I'm thinking about sueing my parents for cruelty. I want my fucking skin back.

[Akridrot]

Akridot has a knack for really putting his foot into it with threads. That thread "Yo I just had a good cry son..." on NHH was a real classic.



HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!! WHO ARE YOU? THAT THREAD WAS FUCKING ANCIENT

[Carly]

Sorry man, I haven't been here in years.

edit: How come EVERYONE here is racist and gay and at the same time, anti-racist and homophobic?


Why thats because Jim Blastingame has set the standard for "cool" on here :laugh:

[Bigradgeandy]

why are most americans circumcised anyway?

us scottish protestants are all about the uncircumcised anteater dicks for real

[Alien]

yeah you protestants love the dick

[Lost Bastid]

i don't get your logic, akridot... just cuz i say a cunt is ugly doesn't mean a dick looks good... just because i say one thing, doesn't mean the converse is true... your sister is ugly, but i don't wanna fuck your brother, either... even if he ain't ugly... thinking your sister and her cunt are ugly, don't make me gay! that is the dumbest shit

[Jim Blastingame]

Why thats because Jim Blastingame has set the standard for "cool" on here :laugh:


haha

have some rep bitch