View Full Version : Porn Cliche: Cumming on the Face
Virgin
09-05-2006, 05:07 PM
Now, it seems like in a large majority of porn, it ends with cumming on a girls face. Now...I can understand this being done in some porn...but is it just me, or does that get really boring? A woman has a whole body to cum all over or inside of....explore. I think it's over done and really does nothing for me.
The Power Glove
09-05-2006, 05:13 PM
Nothing puts a smile on my face quite like a girl brushing the cum out of her hair on a hot july afternoon ((({^_^})))
Revenant
09-05-2006, 05:20 PM
The only thing I cant stand about that is when the bitch jumps or acts all scared when the first loop spills out.
What the fuck did she think was gonna happen?
She's being paid good money to take that shit without a fuss.
abcdef
09-05-2006, 05:28 PM
the face is always best
porn wouldnt be the same without facials
Virgin
09-05-2006, 05:29 PM
Well like I said, yeah..sometimes it's fine and dandy. But it's like almost ALL of them end like that....it bores me now...
furst
09-05-2006, 10:27 PM
Every story deserves a climax.
Bernstar
09-05-2006, 10:30 PM
I'd love to see a flick end with a guy cumming up a girl's nose. THAT would be classic.
uk goon
09-05-2006, 10:32 PM
i know where you coming from virgin, it doesn't have to be every time, maybe a pearl necklace or all over the tits and stomach, variation is the spice of boring ass life
AerosolGuerilla
09-06-2006, 07:04 AM
i like filling the navel or when i hit it from the back i like to tell her im cumming then spit on her back and when she turns around BLAOW right in the kisser, now i know thats the same as a facial but its funn to switch it up. just ask virgin she knows whats up *shoulder nudge*
AWESOME J
09-06-2006, 07:12 AM
try to burst ontop their cd collection
or inside them
that way when they come up pregnant you can shun them and deny any and all responsibility
AerosolGuerilla
09-07-2006, 01:42 AM
thats always a good one too^^^^
Revenant
09-07-2006, 01:53 AM
I'd love to see a flick end with a guy cumming up a girl's nose. THAT would be classic.
I once unloaded in a chicks mouth right when she had to sneeze. Goo came out her nose like milk and flew everywhere.
Does that count?
chewy
09-11-2006, 02:01 PM
That is fucking hilarious.
mindfork
09-11-2006, 02:25 PM
if i had my way, in every porn the guy would ask "where do you want it?" and the girl would request that he busted on her tits or something, but in spite of her request he just cums inside her without her permission. now THAT is pornography.
Catfish Hunter
09-11-2006, 02:29 PM
Usually I've already shot my wad by the time the face cumming happens so it makes no difference to me.
GreekGuy
09-24-2006, 01:58 PM
Frankly, I think there is nothing more beautiful that a woman that has that fresh cummy look all over her face. So it goes without saying that I'm a big fan of Bukkkake. Cuming in her mouth is great, especially when you can see it spurt between the lips, but frankly it's a convenient way to dispose of your mess. When a woman allows a man (or more) to cum all over her face it's more submissive. There is something very hot about that. The only thing left to do is send her out in public without cleaning up first. Imagine taking your girl to a bar, a real meat market like a biker bar. Take her into the bathroom, get he good and messy then go back into the bar without cleaning up. I think there might be a bunch more trips to the bathroom in order. Don't forget your digital camera!
uk goon
09-24-2006, 02:01 PM
Frankly, I think there is nothing more beautiful that a woman that has that fresh cummy look all over her face. So it goes without saying that I'm a big fan of Bukkkake. Cuming in her mouth is great, especially when you can see it spurt between the lips, but frankly it's a convenient way to dispose of your mess. When a woman allows a man (or more) to cum all over her face it's more submissive. There is something very hot about that. The only thing left to do is send her out in public without cleaning up first. Imagine taking your girl to a bar, a real meat market like a biker bar. Take her into the bathroom, get he good and messy then go back into the bar without cleaning up. I think there might be a bunch more trips to the bathroom in order. Don't forget your digital camera!
get a life homeboy
dj 2way
10-24-2006, 02:18 PM
^for real
uk goon
10-24-2006, 02:36 PM
i prefer to splat on a toothbrush and make my girl clean her grill with it
Astaroth
10-25-2006, 12:22 AM
I like cream pie's better than facials, but variety is the spice of life, or words to that effect.
TELone
10-25-2006, 12:30 AM
I agree with PG
axelK
11-03-2006, 01:54 PM
Isn't it hillarious when the chicks not ready for it and he cums in her eye.
Her eyelids are stuck together,she's obviously pissed off but she has to act like its great.
chewy
11-03-2006, 02:08 PM
No. No it's not.
axelK
11-03-2006, 02:35 PM
IT IS.
dj 2way
11-03-2006, 11:54 PM
I think its funny they got porn where they make chicks to open there eye while dudes bust a load in it. Man some bitches will do anything for money
axelK
11-04-2006, 07:45 PM
Have you seen any of the sick crap where their doing a dog or a horse?
Their the bottom of the heap.Imagine when they have kids, he does a search for porn and finds a 20 year old vid of mum making Mr Ed happy.Pamela Andersons kids could consider themselves lucky.:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
Jim Blastingame
11-04-2006, 08:34 PM
i always drop my loads in the ass even if its not anal sex i just shove it in and bust
nacho
12-26-2006, 03:06 PM
The only thing I cant stand about that is when the bitch jumps or acts all scared when the first loop spills out.
What the fuck did she think was gonna happen?
She's being paid good money to take that shit without a fuss.
I think that the surprised reaction is great!!!! esp when a chick gets it in the eye.
Doc B
12-26-2006, 03:35 PM
The only thing I cant stand about that is when the bitch jumps or acts all scared when the first loop spills out.
What the fuck did she think was gonna happen?
She's being paid good money to take that shit without a fuss.
your right on point carpe
Tha Silent Partner
12-26-2006, 05:03 PM
I'm one of those that doesn't make sounds b4 i unload. She just gets a mouthful without warning(Peter North type loads).
Fuck it......she knew the job was dangerous when she took it.
Streetie
12-26-2006, 06:45 PM
Cummin on a females face is one of the best parts about sex
I have the dopest porn clip omg its my favorite ever
the hottest guy and the girliest girl
he shoots the biggest load straight up her nose. I'm talking right up the nostril. It's a gift from god, it's better than anything else ever. It must have felt so satisfying.
xoxo virgin, i would cum all over that face of yours
Horus
12-26-2006, 06:48 PM
Im very respectfull, if she doesnt want it in the eye, then I cum on the carpet and call the cat over to clean it up
GodPrototype
12-27-2006, 04:32 AM
Pulling out is for 15 year olds and punk bitches. Give the bitch something to remember you by.
AerosolGuerilla
12-27-2006, 09:32 AM
Pulling out is for 15 year olds and punk bitches. Give the bitch something to remember you by.
hahahahahaha nigga your gonna have a bright future here at the sanctum
pohpihorcen
12-27-2006, 09:52 AM
malaccas ella ti kanis greekboy pame sto mastouda tota
ofto einai malaccas
AERO IS A FAGGOT WHO SUCKS BLACK DICK AND HIS BOYFRIEND UK GOON EAT EACH OTHERS SHOUTBOX FUCKING FLAKES
pohpihorcen
12-27-2006, 09:52 AM
AERO HOW DARE U USE THE N WORD U PIECE OF SHIT U SAY THAT SHIT OVER HERE U WILL GET LACED WITH SLUGS PUSSY
GodPrototype
12-27-2006, 09:55 AM
Shut the fuck up dude, what is wrong with you. I spank your little sisters ass while your mom tongues my fleshy fun spot.
uk goon
12-27-2006, 10:02 AM
poh, just come out of the closet, it will make bathtime with your uncle that little bit easier my friend, seriously your fat wobbly jelly belly is so gay
AerosolGuerilla
12-27-2006, 10:03 AM
Shut the fuck up dude, what is wrong with you. I spank your little sisters ass while your mom tongues my fleshy fun spot.
Hahahahahahahaha like i said a bright future
AND POH GET YOUR EMO THUG ****** ASS OUTA HERE LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE FATTY
-REP FOR CHUBBERS
Revenant
12-28-2006, 09:41 PM
AERO HOW DARE U USE THE N WORD U PIECE OF SHIT U SAY THAT SHIT OVER HERE U WILL GET LACED WITH SLUGS PUSSY
Congratulations, poh. You defy the theory of natural selection.
Max_Power
12-28-2006, 09:54 PM
AERO HOW DARE U USE THE N WORD U PIECE OF SHIT U SAY THAT SHIT OVER HERE U WILL GET LACED WITH SLUGS PUSSY
sung to the theme of the old Batman TV series:
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Nigga
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Nigga
Nigga
Nigga
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
NIGGA
Fuck that, nut in her butt.
murdadlo2001
01-01-2007, 08:59 AM
I LOVE TO SEE A GIRL GETTING HER FACE CUMED ON
GodPrototype
01-01-2007, 12:17 PM
Your granny doesn't count bro.
Synplicity
01-01-2007, 08:46 PM
murd, you just got owned
captainsftw
01-01-2007, 09:43 PM
i enjoy'd seeing it trip otu of my ex g/f's ear. I'd show you guys pictures if i could find em
TELone
01-01-2007, 09:57 PM
oh please do post em. im so fucking horny like only andy would know
sTePeAsY
01-15-2007, 09:07 AM
I prefer a swallower .
Streetie
01-15-2007, 08:50 PM
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e175/allyfarshad/BORAT.jpg
i like a very much in the face
Smegma4AllOOW!!
01-17-2007, 02:37 AM
i love cum on my face.
cooliomoolio
01-25-2007, 11:19 AM
isnt that like saying blowjobs or fuckin in the ass are cliche? i mean there are so many places to "explore" as you put it. ear canal, bellybutton, eye socket, nose, inside of elbow, armpit, between the big toe and the second biggest toe, stomach folds, minor cuts, and i can go on like this. i guess it comes down to putting it where it belongs\
i mean...i can see how youor anyone could bore of it but not me and what someone else said usually bust before thecurtain drops
Flagged
01-25-2007, 11:56 AM
AERO HOW DARE U USE THE N WORD U PIECE OF SHIT U SAY THAT SHIT OVER HERE U WILL GET LACED WITH SLUGS PUSSY
Haha o poh how we dont miss your ****** ass. And i cant beleive he actually used the words slugs and pussy right next to each other.
buttmaster27
01-25-2007, 03:37 PM
i like filling the navel or when i hit it from the back i like to tell her im cumming then spit on her back and when she turns around BLAOW right in the kisser, now i know thats the same as a facial but its funn to switch it up. just ask virgin she knows whats up *shoulder nudge*
That is called "THE HAUDINNI":biggrin:
One of my all time favorites! hehe! girls hate that. Fucking awsome!
buttmaster27
01-25-2007, 03:48 PM
i guess it comes down to putting it where it belongs\
I salute you! We need more Americans like you!
Streetie
01-25-2007, 07:30 PM
I salute you! We need more Americans like you!
Geronimo!!!
TELone
01-25-2007, 07:33 PM
i love cum on my face.
you're a male , and you said the above statement....
fucks going on in your brain son?
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