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Morbid the Unknown
09-25-2006, 10:36 PM
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The CERN facility hopes to show how matter was created. Picture / Reuters


Baby Bang experiment could open door to new dimension
Monday September 11, 2006

Deep underground on the Franco-Swiss border, someone will throw a switch next year to start one of the most ambitious experiments in history, probing the secrets of the universe and possibly finding new dimensions.
The Large Hadron Collider - a 27km-long circular particle accelerator at the CERN experimental facility near Geneva, will smash protons into one another at unimaginable speeds trying to replicate in miniature the events of the Big Bang.
"These beams will have the kinetic energy of an aircraft carrier slammed into the size of a zero on a 20p piece," Brian Cox of Manchester University told the annual meeting of the British Association for the Advancement of Science.
"We are going to make mini Big Bangs.
"There has never been such a jump in particle physics. It will go into an area that we don't really understand," he added.
The fundamental goal of the massive machine is to answer the basic but crucial question of how matter was created at the birth of the universe.
"We don't know what 95 per cent of the universe is made of - which is a bit embarrassing for a subject that claims to be fundamental," Dr Cox said.
"There is dark matter. It is all over the place but we have no idea what it is."
"There is also something called dark energy, and that is an even bigger question.
"It makes up about 70 per cent of the energy in the universe, but again we have absolutely no idea what it is.
"It is an incredibly exciting machine. It will be turned on next year and run for at least a decade and probably 20 years and the first results - if the machine behaves itself - should start coming out within a year," he added.
If the theories are correct, the machine will create tiny black holes that evaporate and possibly even find particles that offer evidence that the three dimensions known to mankind are just a fraction of those that exist.
"That would be an even bigger headline than the black holes. It could be that there is a whole new universe a millimetre away from our heads but at right-angles to the three dimensions that are here," Dr Cox said.
"That would be a real paradigm shift - our relegation to a little sheet in a multi-dimensional universe.
"That kind of thing is really profound and will capture the imagination that perhaps the origin of mass won't, although it should.
"For the first time in many decades we have built a machine that exceeds our powers of prediction.
"New processes are bound to be discovered. We are truly journeying into unknown territory."
Dr Cox dismissed worries that by adventuring into the unknown and creating tiny black holes, the machine could even destroy the planet.
"The probability is at the level of 10 to the minus 40," he said.
MINI BANGS
* Scientists aim to reproduce miniature versions of the so-called Big Bang, which is thought to have started the universe.
* To do this they will smash protons together at huge speeds along a 27km tube known as a particle accelerator.
* They hope to create tiny black holes or find extra dimensions in the universe.
* They estimate the possibility of accidentally destroying the planet as extremely low.
* The risk is calculated at about 10 to the minus 40 - a 1 in 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000 chance.

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I say "Bring it on!"

Revenant
09-25-2006, 10:42 PM
I wish they'd let me throw the switch.

Element 115
09-25-2006, 10:54 PM
crazy shit

PU$$YCONTIN
09-25-2006, 11:16 PM
haha man

* They estimate the possibility of accidentally destroying the planet as extremely low.

haha destroying the planet.. i hope it creates an out of control blackhole and we all die.. i just hope to have a rep power of 67 before i go it is my life goal

AWESOME J
09-26-2006, 12:26 AM
haha man

* They estimate the possibility of accidentally destroying the planet as extremely low.

haha destroying the planet.. i hope it creates an out of control blackhole and we all die.. i just hope to have a rep power of 67 before i go it is my life goal


haha fuck yeah pussy
kill em all
let rep sort em out

Travesty
09-26-2006, 12:44 AM
I also say "Bring it on!"

mindfork
09-26-2006, 01:52 AM
ya that's cool. if i die, i might as well do it approaching the speed of light.

DarthChef
09-26-2006, 01:57 AM
this sounds like a chapter out of Dan Brown's Angels and Demons, I am suspicious.

The Power Glove
09-26-2006, 02:11 AM
.....and so it has begun.

Jay you wana go smoke some DMT and reach dimensions mere melimiters and paralellograms from our heads?

Revenant
09-26-2006, 02:34 AM
this sounds like a chapter out of Dan Brown's Angels and Demons, I am suspicious.

hahahahaha...yeah, I read that book too. Aint that the same labratory he claimed made anti-matter?
Is that true?

DarthChef
09-26-2006, 02:36 AM
hahahahaha...yeah, I read that book too. Aint that the same labratory he claimed made anti-matter?
Is that true?

yeah it is. this article is such if I had to guess, it's just too similar. I do remember that Dan Brown does borrow from reality though, like how Opus Dei is real and was discussed in the Da Vinci Code.

The Power Glove
09-26-2006, 03:00 AM
I can't wait till Talleyrand jumps in here bashes this whole experiment by talkin about sitting on his ass all day and riding the rails from queen to manhatten and how shitty his life is with 2 places to stay and a glorious teaching job. Fuck you talleyrand and your fucking face that you speak from.

Jim Blastingame
09-26-2006, 03:25 AM
tallyrand allready disapeared into a black hole name lawanda she is from uptown and her man is doing 13 years for trying to get a brick of heroin iin from aruba.

M U G G S
09-26-2006, 04:15 AM
It'd be a success if they could discover the origins of matter and the universe.

It'd be a victory if they created a black hole that ate france.

Jim Blastingame
09-26-2006, 05:15 AM
oh man i really needed a good french joke

props

uk goon
09-26-2006, 11:28 AM
i really fuckin wish this would fuck up and destroy the earth, wow man that means i dont have to wake up early anymore, shit man no more pussy, weed, beer or sanctum though but fuck it man, imma keep an eye on this shit

Bigradgeandy
09-27-2006, 05:23 PM
i would love to copy and paste morbid the unknowns obituary onto the sanctum one day.....i really would

Bigradgeandy
09-27-2006, 05:28 PM
morbid, the only big bang we are concerned with is your mother

Bigradgeandy
09-27-2006, 05:29 PM
I seriously hope the big bang destroys your "this day in history" and "revenge of the powerglove" threads

Bigradgeandy
09-27-2006, 05:32 PM
morbid, thanks for taking the time out your third year english class to copy and paste us this scientific drivel, it really is appreciated

Bigradgeandy
09-27-2006, 05:35 PM
Morbid, I hope you go out for a family picnic and that sam (the old moderator) happens to be going out for a family picnic but heading the other way and that your cars collide with each others and that both your familys are completely wiped out, then I hope sam beckett (i know this is a long shot) goes back to 1935 and stabs your grandmother in the womb so that she cant give birth to your retard dad

Bigradgeandy
09-27-2006, 05:38 PM
http://www.sanctum.bowrd.com/showthread.php?t=729&page=22&highlight=history

Bigradgeandy
09-27-2006, 05:39 PM
seriously, if morbid the unknown made a thread called "this is no joke guys, ive got aids" and went on to actually say in the thread that he had aids I would be fucking ecstatic

Bigradgeandy
09-27-2006, 05:50 PM
I bet when morbid is getting picked on at school he says to himself "he wouldn't be doing that if pussycontin was here"

Bigradgeandy
09-27-2006, 05:51 PM
Morbid is going to log into the sanctum and say "oh look, my big bang thread has 25 posts, i must be getting more popular" then he will click on the thread and realise that half the posts are about his familys demise and cutting and pasting fixation, seriously morbid.....fuck you

I HAVE NEVER WANTED SOMEBODY ON THE INTERNET TO FUCK OFF AS MUCH AS I DO NOW......NEVER

PU$$YCONTIN
09-27-2006, 11:41 PM
morbid you greasy dickhead